Showing posts with label Scott Borchetta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scott Borchetta. Show all posts
Oct 1, 2013
Aug 21, 2013
Jul 31, 2013
Country Day July '13 Parody Covers 3: Coe, Laura Bell Bundy, Justin Moore
Jul 23, 2013
In the Year 2030: July '13
Scott Borchetta again pimping the latest late-teens country-pop ingenue
and it's way creepier than ever.
Blackjack Billy enjoy a case of Old Milwaukee and fondly
recall that time they put an album out 17 years ago.
Number 1 country song is the hip-hop anthem "Slut-ass Hoe" which wasn't
even released to country radio but gained interest because the rapper casually
mentioned being from the south in the lyrics.
Shooter Jennings/Triggerman feud enters its 20th year with no sign of a truce.
A retired Ronnie Dunn lists his career regrets as follows: breaking up B&D,
that rap song in 2013, and that EDM album in 2014.
Trucks banned for environmental reasons.
Country radio shuts down until songwriters can regroup.
Hunter Hayes' career comes to an end when his voice finally changes.
Shinedown's third country album goes double platinum.
Rascal Flatts plan reunion tour, to the delight of caterers across America.
Aging Brantley Gilbert fans dismayed to find that their sagging
BG tattoos now resemble the word "butt" in cursive.
Mar 27, 2013
Country Day March '13 Part 4: Pistol Annies, Joe Diffie, etc.
Mar 21, 2013
McGraw, Swift, Urban - Highway Don't Care (Honest Radio Promo Ad)
Labels:
Honest Ads,
Keith Urban,
Scott Borchetta,
Taylor Swift,
Tim McGraw
Mar 14, 2013
Honest Taylor Swift "For Your Consideration" Ad
Labels:
Honest Ads,
Scott Borchetta,
Taylor Swift
Feb 11, 2013
Jan 3, 2013
Little Known Facts Jan. 2013
Hank Jr fan - $16,231 but would've been much higher with a republican in the White House.
Kid Rock fan - NA (No filings recorded with the IRS.)
Avett Brothers - $0 due to all being stay at home moms
Plans for a life size Justin Moore action figure were scrapped by Hasbro when the only prototype was dropped down a heating vent.
Even without music Gary Levox would be wealthy due to him selling his chocolate fountain design to Golden Corral.
An Australian newscaster once asked Jamey Johnson what a honky tonk badonkadonk was. Anyone that has information on the whereabouts of the reporter, please contact the Sydney Police Department.
Colt Ford controls the market price of all poultry in the USA based solely on his appetite.
Due to his preferred choice of pants, Luke Bryan's penis is six inches wide but only 1/16 of an inch thick.
Brantley Gilbert spent over $42,000 on removal of misspelled tattoos in 2012 alone.
The guys in Florida-Georgia Line were actually born in Delaware and Rhode Island, respectively.
Scott Borchetta's hair care routine consists of a regular professional wash and conditioning (the latter in the blood of a half dozen puppies).
Bucky Covington writed dis fakt purseonly.
*Thanks to Jeremy Harris for most of these.
Jan 1, 2013
Top 10 Goals for Scott Borchetta in 2013
10. Produce more songs that substitute rhyming words for curse words.
9. Further soil the sanctity of country radio.
8. Annihilate Trailer Parkman
7. Taylor Swift "Black"
6. Make it illegal to have a fiddle in the band even if you're going to play in Texas.
5. New Axe scent: Brantley
4. Rename it "The Grand New Opry"
3. Find more duos that are separated by a few miles and a state line.
2. Punch Jason Isbell in the mouth for his comments on stage at the Americana Music Awards.
1. Find out if Def Leppard is interested in doing a country album.
Thanks to Jeremy Harris for these!
Dec 19, 2012
Scott Borchetta Christmas eCard
Labels:
Christmas,
eCards,
Scott Borchetta
Nov 29, 2012
Nov 8, 2012
Fun New Country Music Industry Game!
Labels:
Big Machine,
Curb Records,
Mike Curb,
Photocrap,
Scott Borchetta
Oct 31, 2012
Oct 30, 2012
Tim McGraw Meme
Labels:
memes,
Scott Borchetta,
Tim McGraw
Oct 24, 2012
Country Day October '12 Part 2: Parody Album Covers
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