Showing posts with label Kelsea Ballerini. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kelsea Ballerini. Show all posts
May 1, 2019
Apr 25, 2019
Parks and Rec Country Reaction Gifs 2
Why are you a Florida-Georgia Line fan?
Waiting on a new Chris Knight album like...
Can we call a moratorium on EDM country songs until we get this shit all sorted out?
When you read a bunch of tweets about Lil Nas X
Why won't you just let country radio do their thing and just promote the music you like?
What is Nashville known for these days?
When you find out Jerry is a huge Dustin Lynch fan
When your step kids want to listen to Mitchell Tenpenny on the way to school
Mar 28, 2019
Mar 12, 2019
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: March '19
Real reviews from a popular digital music service.
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Florida-Georgia Line - Can't Say I Ain't Country
Upchurch (various albums)
Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road (not yet released)
Kane Brown - Experiment
Kelsea Ballerini - Unapologetically
Dustin Lynch - Ridin' Roads
Mar 7, 2019
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 35
When you're late to the bluegrass concert
When a bro uses FGL lyrics as pick-up lines
If I was a Grand Ole Opry member when Dustin Lynch or Kelsea Ballerini joined
When some Jerry Lee Lewis comes on in the bar
When I walk through a crowd of Kane Brown fans in Walmart
If I had to recite some Jordan Davis lyrics to save my life
At the party and some dude starts playing "Wagon Wheel"
Brian Kelley when somebody orders Fireball at FGL's restaurant
Mar 6, 2019
NOW That's What I Call Opry!
In honor of Kelsea Ballerini's invitation to join the Grand Ole Opry last night, the Opry has today announced the release of NOW That's What I Call Opry! Awesome!
Feb 28, 2019
Feb 13, 2019
Dec 5, 2018
What Your Favorite 2018 Album Says About You
Colter Wall - Songs of the Plains
You roll your own cigarettes. You only wear raw denim. You think condiments are for the weak.
Kacey Musgraves - Golden Hour
You never knew you liked country music and you're completely amazed a debut album could be this good.
Morgan Wallen - If I Know Me
You are in Morgan's family.
Tyler Childers - Purgatory
You aren't really into calendars.
Kelsea Ballerini - Unapologetically (Deluxe)
This is the only album you've heard this year.
Ruston Kelly - Mockingbird
You are blocked by Ryan Adams on Twitter. People who know you would best describe you as "pretends to be clinically depressed."
Pistol Annies - Interstate Gospel
If female, you have probably punched a man in the face before. If male, you vote Democrat but own a shitload of guns.
Cody Jinks - Lifers
You have been muted by half your Facebook friends for sharing too many Farce the Music memes.
Sarah Shook & The Disarmers - Years
You have definitely punched a man in the face before. You once landed a frontside 180 kickflip without spilling your whiskey.
Kane Brown - Evolution
You have a misspelled tattoo about drama somewhere on your body. All your Facebook posts are passive aggressive but end with a Bible verse. You graduated 5th in your class …of 5 people in your GED class.
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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there may be more editions soon.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Idea stolen from Medium.
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