Married... With Children Country Reaction Gifs

Stapleton and Turnpike on ACL?

When you're ripped at the concert

but they finally play your favorite

When the doctor's office waiting room

has mainstream country playing

When your son says he wants to go

to the Upchurch show Friday night

Country stars retweeting compliments:

When your wife starts humming a Kane Brown song

The inspiration for every Old Dominion song

True romance, in a Florida-Georgia Line song...

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: January '18

A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-10) overall which is 7 point increase from November (the last time we did this chart). That's two Poop Ratings in a row that have shown marked improvement. The biggest surprise is that Thomas Rhett's song doesn't suck, but David Lee Murphy's does. The best song is obviously Chris Stapleton's "Broken Halos." The worst is, yet again, Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me."  There are 2 solo females in the top 20 - as there were in November and as there were in August. 

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Country 2013 vs Country 2018

*Based on a Reginald Spears tweet.

______Hole Country

Country Singer/Professional Wrestler Equivalents 3

Chris Young = Sami Zayn

Talented, likable, turned bad when doing things the right way didn't make him popular.

Sam Hunt = Karl Malone

Tall. Athletic. Not actually a country singer/wrestler, but happy to (poorly) pretend to be for money. Never won a pro sports championship.

Old Dominion = The Spirit Squad

There may be some talent in there, but it's hard to tell. Stupid looking. Creepy as shit.

Rich O'Toole = Zack Ryder

A bro, but a likable one. Self hype-man. Annoying to some, 

but appreciated when he does good work.

Charlie Daniels = Zeb Colter

Old, bearded, southern. Republican. Says crazy shit. 

Dan + Shay = Billy and Chuck

Duo. Somewhat talented, but purists don't like them. 

Are thought by some to be fabulous; not that there's anything wrong with that.

Country TwitterFAIL: September '17

Conway, Lee, Mikel, Old Dominion Parody Album Covers

The Current Poop of Country Music (June '17)

A poop emoji equals a negative rating. A strike-thru poop emoji is a positive rating.

 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-29) overall which is a hefty 29 point drop (!!!!!) from last October (the last time we did this chart). The best song is Midland's "Drinkin' Problem." The worst is Dylan Scott's substandard bro-country-lite "My Girl." Not only is the Top 20 really pathetic, there is not a single solo female in the bunch.

Things are bad.


Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Game of Thrones: Country Reaction Gifs

You're a huge country fan too?

Like Old Dominion and Sam Hunt...

 To those who think FTM is crass and overly negative:

"Alan Jackson killed country music. And covered Akon in concert"

When a pop-country fan awakens to the wonders 

of country music they don't play on the radio

When Jon Snow says he knows his country, 

but can't name a Roger Miller song

You seriously think Thomas Rhett is 

a better vocalist than Chris Stapleton?

When you're late to the show and Isbell is about to go on...

Country Doppelgängers: Isbell, Old Dominion, Luke Combs, etc.

Young Jason Isbell and young Orson Welles

"Hurricane" singer Luke Combs and actor Jonah Hill

Brett Eldredge and Silicon Valley actor/Verizon pitchman Thomas Middleditch

New country singer/Maren Morris' boyfriend Ryan Hurd and WWE superstar Seth Rollins

Singer-songwriter Jamie Lin Wilson and The Walking Dead's Lauren Cohan

Chris Lane and modern day Boy George have similar taste in hair styles, facial hair, and floral shirts

Old Dominion and ...yep....