Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Jul 5, 2019
Friday Morning Memes: FGL, Kane Brown, Thomas Rhett, Carrie Underwood
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
MCU,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Jul 3, 2019
Country eCards: FGL, Thomas Rhett, Kane Brown
Country eCards: Sturgill Simpson, Rap & Country
Labels:
eCards,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Country eCards: Luke Bryan, FGL, George Strait
Jul 2, 2019
Captain America Country Reaction Gifs
What do we do if someone insults Waylon Jennings?
You think Thomas Rhett would have a career without his dad?
When somebody drives by playing Turnpike Troubadours
You wanna keep debating who's country and who isn't?
When I hear 1 second of Mitchell Tenpenny singing
When your son is considering going to see a Luke Bryan concert with a girl
When a villain has me tied up on a roof and is torturing me with Kane Brown music
Lee Greenwood Quivering With Anticipation
Patriot and country singer Lee Greenwood is literally shaking with excitement. “42 hours, 5 minutes, 16 seconds… 42 hours, 5 minutes, 15 seconds… “ he chants, staring down at the Apple Watch on his wrist and rocking back and forth on his heels in front of a signed portrait of General Norman Schwarzkopf in his Franklin home’s expansive foyer. His eyes are wild and shifty. His breathing is rushed and his hands are shaking. A single bead of sweat, or possibly a tear hangs halfway down his left cheek.
“He’s been like this since 12 a.m. yesterday morning,” said Lee’s exasperated wife. “He packed all day Sunday; every piece of American flag clothing he owns is in a trailer behind his Suburban out there. Since then, he’s just been here by the front door waiting on ‘go.’
Lee’s countdown will end when the calendar hits July 4th, a sacred holiday in the Greenwood household. Since 1984, his song “God Bless the USA” has become as much a part of America’s Independence Day as fireworks, barbecue, and watermelon, keeping Greenwood in the public eye long past his radio hit-making days. With 27 scheduled appearances this week, ranging from minor league baseball games to fireworks spectaculars, the man could not be more in the zone.
His wife is concerned about his health. “We may have to put in an IV to get him hydrated,” she said. “We’ve also tried to give him a Xanax to calm him down, but he slapped the bottle across the room; we then shot him with a tranquilizer dart, which had no effect.” “Oh dear!” she suddenly exclaimed, noticing some sort of outward sign of Lee’s eagerness and blocking our view of his lower abdominal area.
At press time, there was no verification to the rumor that Lee arose from a box of mothballs like some Old Glory loving vampire Monday morning.
Labels:
Fake News,
Independence Day,
Lee Greenwood,
Satire
Jul 1, 2019
More Monday Memes: Jason Aldean, Tyler Childers, Lee Greenwood
Labels:
Dr. Hook,
Jason Aldean,
Lee Greenwood,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Monday Morning Memes: Aldean, Rhett, Scott Borchetta
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta,
Spongebob Squarepants,
Thomas Rhett
Jun 28, 2019
Siri Helps Find Kane Brown Merch
Labels:
I'm sorry this exists,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Siri
The A-Team Country Reaction Gifs
When Thomas Rhett whines about people saying he isn't country enough
When a group of adult friends is actually able to schedule going to a concert together
On the road again
Like a band of Gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world keep turnin' our way
When your friend still has your Waylon records and isn't home
When somebody wearing a Kane Brown shirt tries to get in your car
Still more country than Old Dominion
When I leave a snarky comment on a Dustin Lynch YouTube video and leave
Jun 27, 2019
A Fiddle is the Least of Your Issues, Thomas
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett,
Waylon Jennings
Top 11 Things It Looks Like Brantley Gilbert is About to Do in This Picture
Top 11 Things It Looks Like Brantley Gilbert is About to Do in This Picture
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11. Beat up a band dork for texting his ex-girlfriend
10. Shart in his Punisher underwear
9. Roll coal on an electric car while hitting a road sign with a just emptied beer bottle with one hand and cranking up the Colt Ford with the other hand
8. Utter one of the following phrases: “Do you even lift, bro?” or “She a thot, son”
7. Masturbate while watching Iron Eagle for the 78th time
6. Yell something racist
5. Rupture a blood vessel
4. Call for a homer and hit a dribbler to the pitcher
3. Lick the remnants from the bottom of an empty can of Copenhagen
2. Hit the emergency stop and clean up the vomit on The Scrambler
1. Go to war against the Pacific northwestern small town cops who wronged him
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By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Satire,
Top 10 Lists
Jun 26, 2019
Who's the King, Kane??
Labels:
George Strait,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Tim McGraw
Jun 25, 2019
More Tuesday Memes: Kane Brown, Marshmello, Charlie Daniels Band
Labels:
Charlie Daniels Band,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Marshmello,
memes,
Satire,
Upchurch
Tuesday Morning Memes: Brantley Gilbert, FGL, Walker Hayes
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Jun 21, 2019
Inappropriate TV Scene Background Country Songs
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