Showing posts with label bro country. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bro country. Show all posts
Nov 13, 2019
Brantley Gilbert Thinks It's Still 2013
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro country,
Cody Jinks,
memes,
Satire
Jul 5, 2019
"Always Stay Sexy, Fireball" A Computer Generated Bro-Country Song
Always Stay Sexy, Fireball
I grew up overshadowed by smelly bonfire
Couldn't catch the eye of no city girl
Here I am devoted to Fireball
How I love the way you look in your pink jeans
Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye
Where the smelly bonfire stand
And the hot hay surround
I'll ride my horny truck with you by my side
There's a whisper in the pasture breeze
Reminding me of thot
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
Thot in the morning skies
You appear on the horizon
Brushing that wet hair from your eyes
The city folk with their fancy gadgets
Cement bonfire like grey tombs
Don't have nothin' on our way of life
Just listen to the hollering
Don't live your life like a city boy
Today might feel a time to be like a city boy
But that ain't no way to lead a life
You know, there's a lot I drive by in my horny truck
Folk who is messing up
Always stay sexy, Fireball
Always stay sexy
In pasture, when I was a child
I met a sexy man
"How can you be so sexy?" asked I
Here was his wise reply
Don't live your life like a city boy
Today might feel a time to be like a city boy
But that ain't no way to lead a life
Met an old lady who lived like a city boy
"What happened to her?" asked I
Here was his wise reprise
Don't live your life like a city boy
Today might feel a time to be like a city boy
But that ain't no way to lead a life
That lady's gone now
It's sad really
Word is, she had wet hair once
Little Fireball, keep your jeans pink
Always stay sexy, Fireball
Always stay sexy
Hollering, hollering, hollering
Hollering, hollering, hollering...
Labels:
bro country,
Fireball,
Satire
May 2, 2019
5 New Marty Robbins Parody Album Covers (+ 1 Old One)
Labels:
bro country,
Lil Nas X,
Marty Robbins,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Feb 25, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: A Star is Born, FGL, Flatland Cavalry
Jan 28, 2019
More Monday Morning Memes: Tyler Childers, Morgan Wallen
Labels:
bro country,
Dave Chapelle,
memes,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire,
Thor,
Tyler Childers
Jun 12, 2018
Mar 26, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Evolution, Women on Country Radio
Labels:
bro country,
Country Radio,
Despicable Me,
memes,
Satire
Jan 25, 2018
Country 2013 vs Country 2018
Labels:
bro country,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jordan Davis,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Dec 11, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Blake Shelton, Christmas, Willie, etc.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
bro country,
Christmas,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes,
Willie Nelson
Nov 2, 2017
Bro-Country Accused of Sexual Harassment
In a stunning and wide-reaching announcement yesterday, hundreds of thousands of young women accused bro-country of sexual harassment. The waning but still popular sub-genre of mainstream country music faces serious charges of using misogynistic language and requesting sexual favors from its female listeners from 2011 through this year.
"It was a couple of years ago, but it feels like yesterday," said a shaken Lizzie Harrison. "He told me to get my little fine ass on the step, and that's just not okay." She related to us how she went along with it at the time - pretending to like the song and its implications - but has come to realize bro-country's inappropriateness.
Another accuser, Madison White, said that bro-country announced its intentions to "set her up on the kitchen sink" and "stick the pink umbrella" in her drink. "I know what he was talking about now - I was innocent at the time and I just sang along, but now I see how damaging that sort of language is" she told us.
Other allegations against bro-country include ordering "country girls" to shake their backsides, making constant reference to women's derrieres and legs, and plying young girls with alcohol. The legal implications of this tidal wave of serious assertions is unknown at this time, but we at Farce the Music fully support a swift and punitive outcome.
At press time, one unverified claim had come in from a Sherrie Summers of West Memphis, AR. "Bro-country grabbed my ass" she told us. We'll update this important story as more information comes in.
*I hate small type and shouldn't even have to say this but: This piece is in no way to minimize or make light of sexual harassment. In fact, I feel like some of the language used in bro-country actually does contribute to the degradation of decency and interpersonal relationships in this regard.*
*I hate small type and shouldn't even have to say this but: This piece is in no way to minimize or make light of sexual harassment. In fact, I feel like some of the language used in bro-country actually does contribute to the degradation of decency and interpersonal relationships in this regard.*
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
Fake News,
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
Satire
Oct 24, 2017
Bro-flakes?
Labels:
bro country,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire
May 31, 2017
A New Summer Smash Hit
Just Like We Did Last Summer
©2017 FTM Satire
©2017 FTM Satire
Baby here we go again
A summer song for your and your friends
June, July and August heat
It's the same damn song with a different beat
Ice cold beers and happy tears
Cause swimsuit styles show more ass this year
Pour up drinks till the world's a blur
And crank whatever rapper's popular
Just like we did last summer
Dumb ass music and weak rum runners
You got pirate booty and I wanna plunder
No it ain't legal, but you got my number
Beaches, buds, and backseat hummers
Just like we did last summer
Honey, here's where I hip-hop talk
Even though I'm as white as chalk
Let's skinny dip, get a tan
Then dance by some trucks the way you can
If booty's wrong I'm a sinner
So turn it around like a fidget spinner
Auto-tune this familiar line
Pass around a jar of store bought shine
Just like we did last summer
Pickup trucks, Jeeps, and Forerunners
Country boys booming that bass like thunder
If the cops show up it'll be a bummer
Beaches, buds, and backseat hummers
Just like we did last summer
Bridge
This part's where we slow it down and get a little romantic
Girl you save me from myself, moonlight, blah blah enchanted
You be the housewife, I'll be the plumber...
Just like we did last summer
Dumb ass music and weak rum runners
You got pirate booty and I wanna plunder
No it ain't legal, but you got my number
Beaches, buds, and backseat hummers
Just like we did last summer
Labels:
bro country,
Lyrical Satirical,
Original Lyrics,
Satire,
Summer,
Trucks
May 3, 2017
How to Create a Hit Country Song in 2017
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
Colt Ford,
Dylan Scott,
Joe Nichols,
Kelsea Ballerini,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Apr 27, 2017
The Big Lebowski: Country Reaction Gifs
So what'd you think of my Luke Bryan cover?
When a pop song hits #1 on the country chart
Did you know Sam Hunt has great love for old country music?
When somebody says Sturgill is overrated
When Donny's a pop country fan and tries to discuss Waylon
Florida-Georgia Line in 20 years
When Mojo Nixon is going to be hosting
the awards show you're producing
How bro-country fans picture anybody who doesn't like it
Apr 24, 2017
If FGL Wrote "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother"
Apr 4, 2017
Honest Billboard Song Feature: Cole Swindell & Kip Moore
Mar 30, 2017
The Walking Dead: Country Memes
The Walking Dead season 7 finale is this Sunday.... at the same time as the ACMs and Wrestlemania. Choose wisely. Anyway, here are some new TWD country memes.
Labels:
Billy Ray Cyrus,
bro country,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Phish,
Satire,
The Walking Dead
Mar 14, 2017
Just Shut Up, Bro
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro country,
memes,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
Feb 24, 2017
If These Pop Hits Were Bro-Country
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
Come over in that short skirt and holler at me
Those red cherry lips got me like wow
Take my hand, dance, to Luke Bryan on the jukebox
And then we go to the truck, and now I'm like what what
Come over in that short skirt and holler at me
Those red cherry lips got me like wow
Take my hand, dance, to Luke Bryan on the jukebox
And then we go to the truck, and now I'm like what what
Chainsmokers ft. Halsey - Closer
So, hey girl, pull me closer
In the back seat of my Raptor
Migos rattling my Ford
Tribal tattoo on my shoulder
So, hey girl, pull me closer
In the back seat of my Raptor
Migos rattling my Ford
Tribal tattoo on my shoulder
Migos - Bad and Boujee
Black top, truck stop (truck stop)
Turning in a field where the girls hot (hot hot)
Light up a bonfire, the party hop hop hop (hop)
Pass the Fireball, I want a shot (shot)
Black top, truck stop (truck stop)
Turning in a field where the girls hot (hot hot)
Light up a bonfire, the party hop hop hop (hop)
Pass the Fireball, I want a shot (shot)
Lady Gaga - Million Reasons
Country girl in my Chevy, got one hand on the wheel
If you could see it my way, You'd let me grab a feel
Girl your fresh produce is always in season
Country girl in my Chevy, got one hand on the wheel
If you could see it my way, You'd let me grab a feel
Girl your fresh produce is always in season
The Weeknd - Starboy
I'm tryna get you in the right mood, yep
Riding cleaner than some new boots, yep
Those tan lines and eyes of blue, yep
Got me wanting to go screw, yep
I'm tryna get you in the right mood, yep
Riding cleaner than some new boots, yep
Those tan lines and eyes of blue, yep
Got me wanting to go screw, yep
Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road
***no changes***
Got a girl from the south side, got braids in her hair
First time I seen her walk by, man I 'bout fell off my chair
Had to get her number, it took me like six weeks
Now me and her go way back like Cadillac seats
Got a girl from the south side, got braids in her hair
First time I seen her walk by, man I 'bout fell off my chair
Had to get her number, it took me like six weeks
Now me and her go way back like Cadillac seats
Labels:
bro country,
Chainsmokers,
Ed Sheeran,
Lady Gaga,
Migos,
parody,
Sam Hunt,
The Weeknd
Feb 16, 2017
Stupidity is More Than Skin Deep
Labels:
bro country,
memes,
Satire
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