Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Jul 27, 2017
Jul 26, 2017
Proof Things Were Better in the 90s
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
George Jones,
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Jul 17, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Murder, Country Charts, Dylan Scott
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Dylan Scott,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
Thomas the Tank Engine
Jun 2, 2017
Alan Jackson to Release 2000s Hip-Hop Covers Album
Country music legend Alan Jackson plans to follow up his 2015 album Angels and Alcohol with a unique and unexpected release. It's called Crunktry, and well… we'll explain in a moment.
No longer burdened by the expectations and limitations of recording music for country radio, which has in recent years moved on to younger and more pop-leaning artists, Jackson is now free to pursue his passions and whims. Surprisingly, one of those passions is rap music from the 2000s, and he'll indulge that passion with a full album of hip-hop cover songs.
"Well, I'll always be a country man," laughed the long tall country legend. "But when my two older daughters were teens, all they listened to was rap and hip-hop." "I kinda developed a love for it, you know what I'm sayin'? I can get a lil crunk, son."
Jackson revealed that all 10 covers will be country arrangements with all lyrics sung in his warm baritone. The one original song on the album, "TV Dinner and a 40 oz" (co-written with Colt Ford) is the lone rap tune of the collection, with Jackson "flowing" and "dropping bars" about his typical 'aw shucks' everyman lifestyle.
"There are a few folks out there who think I ruined country music, I mean they're nuts obviously, but I thought 'hell, I'll give 'em more fuel'" said Jackson. "I'm comfortable enough and established enough to do what I want now, so I'm brushing off the haters."
Alan told us that while he won't be singing any offensive racial terms, everything else stays in. "Crunktry is my chance to just have fun and stretch out my legs a little; I know it'll offend some people, but we're all grown-ups… it's not like you haven't heard something like 'Do you want it from the back with your face In the pillow" before. Come on people, don't be a lame."
At press time, Alan had revealed a few of the lyrics to his self-penned rap song "TV Dinner and a 40 oz" (below).
Alan Jackson - Crunktry
Track listing:
"Get Low"
"In Da Club"
"Where the Party At"
"Stay Fly"
"Throw Some D's"
"Freek-A-Leek"
"Hey Ma"
"Lean With It, Rock Wit It"
"We Dem Boyz"
"Don't Matter"
"TV Dinner and a 40 oz"
I got that hunger man
I got that hungry man
I got that 40 man
I got my shorty man
My ride ain't got much shine
Speakers crack, gas pedal whines
Got them shocks that squeak and bounce
But I got my TV dinner and my 40 ounce
No longer burdened by the expectations and limitations of recording music for country radio, which has in recent years moved on to younger and more pop-leaning artists, Jackson is now free to pursue his passions and whims. Surprisingly, one of those passions is rap music from the 2000s, and he'll indulge that passion with a full album of hip-hop cover songs.
"Well, I'll always be a country man," laughed the long tall country legend. "But when my two older daughters were teens, all they listened to was rap and hip-hop." "I kinda developed a love for it, you know what I'm sayin'? I can get a lil crunk, son."
Jackson revealed that all 10 covers will be country arrangements with all lyrics sung in his warm baritone. The one original song on the album, "TV Dinner and a 40 oz" (co-written with Colt Ford) is the lone rap tune of the collection, with Jackson "flowing" and "dropping bars" about his typical 'aw shucks' everyman lifestyle.
"There are a few folks out there who think I ruined country music, I mean they're nuts obviously, but I thought 'hell, I'll give 'em more fuel'" said Jackson. "I'm comfortable enough and established enough to do what I want now, so I'm brushing off the haters."
Alan told us that while he won't be singing any offensive racial terms, everything else stays in. "Crunktry is my chance to just have fun and stretch out my legs a little; I know it'll offend some people, but we're all grown-ups… it's not like you haven't heard something like 'Do you want it from the back with your face In the pillow" before. Come on people, don't be a lame."
At press time, Alan had revealed a few of the lyrics to his self-penned rap song "TV Dinner and a 40 oz" (below).
Alan Jackson - Crunktry
Track listing:
"Get Low"
"In Da Club"
"Where the Party At"
"Stay Fly"
"Throw Some D's"
"Freek-A-Leek"
"Hey Ma"
"Lean With It, Rock Wit It"
"We Dem Boyz"
"Don't Matter"
"TV Dinner and a 40 oz"
I got that hunger man
I got that hungry man
I got that 40 man
I got my shorty man
My ride ain't got much shine
Speakers crack, gas pedal whines
Got them shocks that squeak and bounce
But I got my TV dinner and my 40 ounce
Labels:
50 Cent,
Akon,
Alan Jackson,
Fake News,
Lil Jon,
Satire,
Three Six Mafia
May 30, 2017
Tuesday Morning Memes XL Edition: Sam, FGL, Alan, Tiger, etc.
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Seinfeld,
Tiger Woods,
WWE
May 24, 2017
May 18, 2017
Game of Thrones: Country Reaction Gifs
You're a huge country fan too?
Like Old Dominion and Sam Hunt...
To those who think FTM is crass and overly negative:
"Alan Jackson killed country music. And covered Akon in concert"
When a pop-country fan awakens to the wonders
of country music they don't play on the radio
When Jon Snow says he knows his country,
but can't name a Roger Miller song
You seriously think Thomas Rhett is
a better vocalist than Chris Stapleton?
When you're late to the show and Isbell is about to go on...
May 15, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Alan Jackson, Sam Hunt, Kane Brown
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Mocking Spongebob,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
May 11, 2017
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 22: Alan Jackson, Sam Hunt, FGL, etc.
Hey man, you wanna catch the
FGL/Chris Lane/Nelly show with me?
Gary Levox's favorite wrestler
Wishing Sam Hunt would meet this guy in a dark alley
Oh, you think Alan Jackson ruined country music?
Mr. Radio Man, please play my new single
When you hear "Body Like a Back Road"
playing in an ambulance
Hey, Kane Brown fans...
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Country Reaction Gifs,
FGL,
Gary Levox,
Kane Brown,
Nelly,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
WWE
Nov 16, 2016
Honest Tweets 4: Alan Jackson, Kane Brown, etc.
Nov 9, 2016
90s Country Day: Alan Jackson
Labels:
90s Country,
Alan Jackson
Aug 8, 2016
Monday Morning Memes: GONE COUNTRY Edition
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
Gone Country,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Steven Tyler
May 24, 2016
There's Been an Awful Murder
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Dustin Lynch,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
May 11, 2016
Don't Luke the Jukebox
"Don't Luke The Jukebox"
(Parody of Alan Jackson's "Don't Rock the Jukebox")
(Parody of Alan Jackson's "Don't Rock the Jukebox")
Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Coe
My ears ain't ready
For a dancing bro
I don't feel like shakin'
Or kickin' up some dust
So don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks
Before you punch that button
Best be thinking twice
You got a cranky hillbilly
Givin' mad dog eyes
I'm in the mood for country
Not that new school mess
Before you crash my party
Could I make one request
Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Strait
Son, I've been drinking
And I might get irate
I don't feel like shakin'
Or kickin' up some dust
So don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks
Man I like hip-hop
I like rock and roll
But when Luke Bryan starts singing
Just don't hear any soul
Ain't nothin' like Stapleton
Waylon or Jerry Lee
Before you waste your money brother
Do one thing for me
Don't Luke the jukebox
I'd rather hear some Cash
I don't like fighting
But I'd whip your ass
I might be a buzzkill
But I'mma tell you what
Don't Luke the jukebox
Cause he really sucks
May 4, 2016
Donald Trump Knows Country Music 2
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Donald Trump,
George Strait,
Lucero,
Satire,
Sturgill Simpson
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