Aug 21, 2023
More Monday Memes: Warren Zeiders, Charlie Rich, Jason Aldean
Aug 16, 2023
Aug 15, 2023
Predicting the Track Listing for Oliver Anthony's First Album
Note: This is satire. I personally get a centrist vibe from the song, but I think the "fudge rounds" line was off-putting and distracting.
Aug 1, 2023
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Jun 30, 2023
Kid Rock’s White House Burns; Meth Lab Explosion Suspected
Country/rock star Kid Rock’s grandiose White House replica home burned overnight, and fire investigators say it appears to be due a meth lab explosion. Experts say the evidence was so substantial and certain that Rock, real name Bob Richey, was taken into custody on scene.
He went on to detail the source of the fire clearly being a corner utility room littered with broken beakers, metal piping, and a somehow unscathed pile of Sudafed. “There was also a half-melted metal door sign that said ‘Meth Lab,’ so we’ve pretty much got him dead to rights,” said Jones.
Back on record with the chief of police, Brittan Marks, we learned that an uninjured Richey was taken into custody without incident, wearing only a pair of flip flops and a “Hillary Lied” t-shirt. He was processed and bonded out a few hours later.
“With a net worth in the millions, we’re not sure why Mr. Richey would need to be cooking up meth, you know,” said a bemused Chief Marks, “Maybe he was just trying to live up to his outlaw reputation.”
At press time, Mr. Rock was tweeting and working on plans for his new ten-story ass shaped house on the same hill.
#fakenews #satire
Jun 16, 2023
This SHOCKING! Garth Brooks Clickbait is Carefully Worded to Infuriate 50% of You
This'll get blood pressure rising! |
{Here are several ads in a row so you’re not quite sure if the story is already over or not. Some of you will leave at this point, but we got your click.}
BUT IT CONTINUES!!! Garth did a thing. What thing?, you ask. Perhaps it was about BEER!
BEER BEER FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES BEER TRANS DIVERSITY A-HOLES BEER!!!!! Can you imagine the gall it took him to say or do whatever this article is about????
This article doesn’t even have enough words to count as an article, does it? Not my problem. Did you hear about GARTH PANTYHOSE WAYLON GARTH FINGER****ING???????? HOLY SHIT THAT’S CRAZY! This’ll definitely play out poorly in the Facebook comments section with friends tagged, John Rich mentioned, and several fights planned that would actually take place if the combatants weren’t in Texas and North Carolina respectively, which is too far to drive for a fist fight, IMO. Regardless, it’s more ad revenue on FB for just mentioning GARTH GARTH GARTH. ALSO CHRIS GAINES IS BACK!
{Another ad for one of our sister websites or possibly Bass Pro Shop or AARP, depending on what the algorithm determines is best targeted to you.}
And here’s where we remind you about that time Garth did that other thing you vaguely remember. HA HA SERIAL KILLER GARTH WHERE ARE THE BODIES, and here’s a screen shot of that creepy video he did and a link to another similar story but if you keep scrolling it’ll go to some more Garth or Miranda stories anyway!
Here is the clever quip to end the article, followed by a cutesy reaction gif or some shit.
At press time, Garth Brooks was [check back in 30 minutes for the next story about him].
{Animal attacking a dumb person at a national park video.}
MIRANDA'S HUSBAND REVEALS HOT BODY ON INSTA!
JELLY ROLL TO GUEST ON EVERY ALBUM FOR THE NEXT 13 MONTHS!
BUCKY COVINGTON ANNOUNCES NEW NASHVILLE FOOD TRUCK