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Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Aug 26, 2021
Country Facebook Awareness Profile Frames
Many people use social messaging frames around their profile pics on Facebook to promote political, medical, charitable, social justice and other causes. What if these country singers had frames around their profile pics? What would they say?
Aug 18, 2021
If I Don't Tell You I'm Country
If I Don’t Tell You I’m Country
©2021 FTM Satire Lyrics
I’m from backside of the backwoods
Drive a step-side and it rides good
I got a hot chick and a cold one
Wanna talk big, we can go, son
But the beat snaps and the bass drops
And I speak slang, hey is this pop?
Chorus
If I don’t tell you I’m country
That I like my beer real cold
If I don’t mention my hometown
And the bonfires don’t glow
You might think you’re cranking Bieber
These boots are just for show
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
How are you gonna know?
Dress in fashion, I got a stylist
Check out my hair man, it’s the wildest
I go huntin’ but it’s guided
And yeah I work hard, exercisin’
Ain’t no fiddle, and I don’t twang
And there’s some tuner when I sang
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
That I like my beer real cold
If I don’t mention a pasture
And the bonfires don’t glow
You might think I’m Ed Sheeran
These jeans are just for show
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
How are you gonna know?
Bridge
Yeah that first verse was a big lie
I was born out in Granny White
If I don’t tell you I’m country
That I like my beer real cold
If I don’t mention my hometown
And the bonfires don’t glow
You might think you’re cranking Bieber
These boots are just for show
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
How are you gonna know?
Aug 13, 2021
Aug 10, 2021
Aug 6, 2021
Jul 29, 2021
Rodney Dangerfield Country Reaction Gifs
You mean you don't like Dan + Shay's new song?
When Farce has been promoting good new 'real' country for years and somebody on our Facebook page makes that tired comment that country music is dead
♫ This is how we roooo ooo oooo ooolll ♫
When your daughter brings her boyfriend to meet you and he's wearing an Upchurch t-shirt
How you can tell I've been listening to The Steel Woods' latest album
When I hear "fancy like Applebees" for the thousandth time today on TikTok
When the station says they play all the best country and then play Kane Brown
When an Olympian says he listens to "old country" like Florida-Georgia Line
Trying to figure out how if Americana is what country used to be and country is what pop used to be and pop is what hip-hop used to be, then what is hip-hop now?
Jul 23, 2021
Jul 22, 2021
Sanford & Son Country Reaction Gifs 2
One of the few trucks that doesn't have a bro-country song about it
When she says she's leaving you if you don't stop making fun of her for being a Kane Brown fan
When you get filled with the gospel of Paul Cauthen
Luke Combs on his deathbed
♫ A bad liver and a broken heart ♫
Boy turn that channel off CMT before I put these across yo lips
When there's Upchurch fans in the neighborhood
Drew Kennedy after he sold out and started writing for mainstream country*
Describe the first time you heard a Florida-Georgia Line song
*I kid. You know I love ya DK.
Jul 21, 2021
Jul 19, 2021
Jul 15, 2021
Elderly Country Songs
George Strait "Metamucil By Morning"
Hank Williams "Jambalaya (On the Buffet)"
Maren Morris "The Bones (Ain't Good)"
Kane Brown "Nursing Homesick"
Florida-Georgia Line "Can't Say I Ain't Gimpy"
Garth Brooks "Friends in Assisted Living"
Jason Isbell "Seat Where She Sat in the Shower"
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