Showing posts with label Parmalee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parmalee. Show all posts
Jun 29, 2022
Dec 14, 2021
Predicting 2022 in Mainstream Country Music
By Bobby Peacock
• Russell Dickerson revealed to actually be a deepfake
• Bobby continues to be the only person on the entire Internet not to like Lainey Wilson
• Luke Combs hits #1 with "Beer,” which is just him singing the word "beer" over and over again for four minutes
• Walker Hayes gets his second #1 with a cover of the "Chili's Baby Back Ribs" jingle
• Niko Moon runs crying to his mom when his next single fails to chart at all; claims radio PDs called him a poopyhead
• In an unprecedented move, Lauren Alaina records a duet with herself
• Kelsea Ballerini and HARDY propose to record a duet; plans canceled when they can't agree on which letters in the title should be capitalized, if any
• Jordan Davis buys dirt; realizes he can't find the one he can't live without; sells dirt
• Jason Aldean, Toby Keith, John Rich, Travis Tritt, and Aaron Lewis record a collab called "Red Voters with Blue Balls (Let's Go Brandon)"; song's lyric video gets deleted from YouTube for hate speech
• Brantley Gilbert actually does release the worst country song of all time -- oh wait, he already did that with "Bottoms Up"
• All four members of Parmalee discovered working at the same Arby's in Nashville
• Man previously caught sporting public erection due to Turnpike reunion hospitalized for priapism
• Cole Swindell gets his first celeb endorsement: his own personal line of Miracle Whip
• In an even more unprecedented move, Morgan Wallen releases a cover of Western Flyer's "Cherokee Highway"
• Bobby makes another stupidly long"best of the decade" list largely composed of songs that neither Trailer nor any Farce the Music reader has ever heard before
Oct 27, 2021
Jul 23, 2021
Apr 8, 2021
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #49 XL Edition
It's Wrestlemania week, so here's an extra large edition of country reaction gifs.
If your friend doesn’t like Arlo McKinley
When I see FGL has yet another #1 song
When I see Alan Jackson’s new album has 21 songs
“Country music is an amalgamation of all America’s styles of music”
When somebody tries to tell me Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks are the same person
If I went to a pop-country music festival, I’d leave like this
Hey, let’s listen to my new Luke Bryan deluxe edition
When you walk in the bar in a good mood and they’re playing Parmalee
Niko Moon doesn’t like sad songs. Well f*** him, I do
To the hard rock bottom of your heart
Mar 18, 2021
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs 48
Us 'haters' every time a new pop country artist comes out
You ready for the Morgan Wade album tomorrow?
Still more country than Niko Moon
Can you believe Parmalee has the #1 "country" song?
♫♪ There's aaaan old flame buuuurnin' in your eyes ♫♪
The equivalent of walking into a store where a Sam Hunt song is playing
Morgan Wallen's gonna come back like...
Mar 10, 2021
Feb 4, 2021
Frasier Country Reaction Gifs
Morgan Wallen's PR rep opening up Twitter Wednesday
Parmalee has another top ten hit
♫♪♪ smoke a little smoke, drink a little drink ♫♪♪
Do you want to hear the new Kidd G song?
"Don't you ever talk like that about Merle again, and...
When your kid says he digs that new Morgan Wa.... de song
Why is pop now hip-hop, country now pop, and Americana now country?
Florida-Georgia Line songwriting session
Jan 28, 2021
Country Music Video Country Reaction Gifs
Hank, gimme a sign if you like drinkin'
When Yonder Mountain String Band is about to do an encore but you suddenly can't find the stage
When one of your kids dares play Dustin Lynch in your home
That truck that cut you off while cranking Florida-Georgia Line?
When I accidentally hear 2 seconds of that Parmalee & Blanco Brown song
Oh, you have tickets for a Chase Rice concert?
Do you like real country? Do you wanna be my friend?
When there's a pyramid of cans on the shore and a lake patrol boat behind you
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