Farce the Music: Tyler Childers

Oct 27, 2022

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #64: Halloween Edition

What will listening to pop country do to you?

Look behind you, I'll be there

Making friends at the Arlo show because you forgot your goodies

Taylor Swift stans waiting for

you to call her new album mediocre

When your son says he wants to be a TikTok country singer

Me thinking about how I don't think Tyler Childers' latest is his best but I don't wanna admit it because the people talking shit about it are idiots and I don't want to be associated with them

When there aren't any big games on that night at Buffalo Wild Wings so they're playing country radio up loud

When your girl just doesn't get

your friend who's a goth country fan

Still better than going to a Walker Hayes concert

When your friends always bring up your Rascal Flatts phase

It just sounds nasty

Them: You'd bend over backwards

to troll Morgan Wallen fans wouldn't you?

Me:

Oct 14, 2022

Childers Concert Halted So Everybody Can Make Fun of Guy Wearing Childers T-shirt

“What a f***ing loser!” laughed Tyler Childers fan Mark Sternum, pointing at a fellow concert-goer. “Would you wear a shirt with your favorite physician’s picture on it to the doctor’s office?”

The odd interaction occurred three songs into a recent Childers concert when everyone in attendance realized that one attendee, Terrence Holcomb, was clad in a shirt of the artist currently performing on stage. To the ignorant this may not seem a big deal, but to in-the-know music fans, it’s a definite party foul.

“You don’t wear a shirt of the band you’re watching to the concert… it’s concert etiquette 101,” explained dad-hat-wearing-hipster Sternum. “As Jeremy Piven said in PCU, ‘don’t be that guy.’”

To that end, the concert came to a complete halt one verse into “Old Country Church,” as the throng of fans erupted in laughter, insults, and finger pointing. The band even stopped playing to marvel at the utter obliviousness of the buffoon.

Holcomb himself didn’t understand what was happening. “I saw a few people looking over their shoulder at me and whispering,” he explained. “I thought I had a booger or something, but then the whispering turned to shoulder nudging and pointing.”

When the pointing swelled into an entire venue of people laughing and jeering at him, Holcomb just shrugged and sheepishly walked back toward the bar. There, the bartender filled numbnuts in on his stupid mistake.

“That’s an idiotic f***ing rule,” said a visibly angry Holcomb. “I bet half these jackasses wear the jersey of the team they support to the games, how is this any different?”

To add to Mr. Holcomb’s humiliation, even Childers chimed in before restarting the show. “What a dumbass!” laughed Childers. “Sir, you are banned from my shows for life. I can’t stand to see fans supporting me!”

At press time, Terrence Holcomb was seeing a therapist.