Still More Monday Memes: David Allan Coe, Beyonce, Morgan Wallen

 

Parks & Recreation Country Reaction Gifs 4

People get mad at my memes about what is and isn’t country, but in truth, I

When you have to go to a pop-country concert and are waiting for something country to happen 

1. Do you like country?

2. Didn’t you love Morgan Wallen’s last album?

♫ It’s a great day to be alive ♫

When you listen to a Thomas Rhett song once

Collin Raye: I fell asleep in the yard in a hammock 

His wife:

Would you walk across the street to see a Jason Aldean concert?

How would you best describe Sam Hunt's music?

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler, "Hi-de-ho!”

When you just bought a couple of concert tickets then your phone dies

My favorite Arlo McKinley song is

More Monday Memes: Morgan Wallen, Hank Sr., Kane Brown

 

Typical Concert Footwear

 

A Masterpiece

 Check out Isaac Denton's awesome art. (his is the one at the top :))

It Was All That I Could Do to Keep From Crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pZFsEdP3Y

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: March '24

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (+3) overall which is an 8 point improvement from December. The best song is Cody Johnson's "The Painter." The worst is Hardy's "Truck Bed," with stiff competition from Kane Brown's "I Can Feel It." Overall, a decent set of songs but nothing to write home about. 

*Note: a few scores changed a bit since Dec. due to songs growing on me or the opposite

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

The Crud Report: March 2024

 

Most of the Time

 

Country Twitter Wins: February '24

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #79

When the DJ you hired for the reception asks if he can play a Dan + Shay song

When your friends gather around you the day after you got so drunk you streaked at the Vandoliers concert

When you can tell the college kid beside you at the Gabe Lee show is going to talk the whole time

When somebody plays "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me" at any rural Mississippi bar

When your son calls what he's wearing an outfit

Country or western?

When you thought Wallen was a good ol' boy

but now he's collaboratin' with a bunch of rappers

When you find out your friend liked the last Chicks album

When the band has a bunch of false endings on the song

When it's 1992 and you're about to wow the crowd with "Achy Breaky Heart" and some other songs they don't know

When you said you'd review a local country artist's album and 10 seconds in, you're thinking of how to ghost him

When you ask the bro next door to please turn down the Aldean music