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Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Nov 17, 2020
Nov 16, 2020
More Monday Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, CMAs, Dan + Shay
Guest Submission: Travis Tritt NASA Memes
Thanks to Matthew Parriott for the ideas!
Labels:
Apollo 13,
memes,
Satire,
Travis Tritt
Monday Morning Memes: Dan + Shay Edition
Labels:
Bad Luck Brian,
Cody Jinks,
Community,
Dan + Shay,
Justin Bieber,
memes,
Satire,
Ward Davis,
Whitey Morgan
Nov 15, 2020
Nov 13, 2020
Luke Bryan Fan Facebook Comments: Greatest Hits
Labels:
Country eCards,
Facebook,
Luke Bryan,
Luke Bryan Fan eCards,
Reba,
Satire
Fight Club Country Reaction Gifs
A bunch of pop stars sang at the CMA Awards?
My advice to all the fit, coiffed, boring pop-country dudes:
When you fall in love with somebody and then find out they're a Luke Bryan fan
Me watching the CMA Awards
Also the same rule for the good ole boys club in Nashville
When I catch myself enjoying a few seconds of a FGL song
Yeah, there was a Tim McGraw stage in there but I've changed
Oh, another song about worshipping a woman who has her feet up on the dash of your truck?
Man Unable to Grow Beard Kicked Out of Americana Band
Matt Sandifer, former bassist of Americana band Farmer Union, says he was recently given the pink slip for a peculiar reason.
“My beard is patchy.” said a despondent Sandifer. “I can’t help my damn genetics.”
Sandifer told us that no complaints were ever made about his ability to keep the bottom steady in the band’s songs about unions, farms, William Gay novels, Donald Trump, and kudzu. His appearance and hygiene, besides the follicular challenge, were never an issue either.
“I took my monthly shower like the rest of them,” he explained. “And my clothes all came from the Salvation Army store in whatever town we’d played, along with t-shirts from bands who opened for us.” He also told us there were no issues with his politics.
“My beard is patchy.” said a despondent Sandifer. “I can’t help my damn genetics.”
Sandifer told us that no complaints were ever made about his ability to keep the bottom steady in the band’s songs about unions, farms, William Gay novels, Donald Trump, and kudzu. His appearance and hygiene, besides the follicular challenge, were never an issue either.
“I took my monthly shower like the rest of them,” he explained. “And my clothes all came from the Salvation Army store in whatever town we’d played, along with t-shirts from bands who opened for us.” He also told us there were no issues with his politics.
“I’m a card carrying member of Antifa and attended all the same meetings they did.” he said. “And I took a photo of my voting ballot so that they could see I voted blue or green all the way down.”
He went on to say that though Farmer Union never gave him a formal reason for the release, he’s certain it’s because the “other three dudes look like they just walked out of the woods with an axe and a blue ox.” “I’ve tried everything, oils, lotions, massages, testosterone therapy… nothing worked.” said Matt. “The best I could do was a sad goatee, a busted mustache and weird patches of hair on my cheeks - I looked like a peeping Tom.”
“I thought Americana was supposed to be about substance, and not image …or marching to the beat of what other roots bands do,” said a disgusted Sandifer. “F*** those guys.”
At press time, Farmer Union was smoking weed by a dumpster in Belleville.
He went on to say that though Farmer Union never gave him a formal reason for the release, he’s certain it’s because the “other three dudes look like they just walked out of the woods with an axe and a blue ox.” “I’ve tried everything, oils, lotions, massages, testosterone therapy… nothing worked.” said Matt. “The best I could do was a sad goatee, a busted mustache and weird patches of hair on my cheeks - I looked like a peeping Tom.”
“I thought Americana was supposed to be about substance, and not image …or marching to the beat of what other roots bands do,” said a disgusted Sandifer. “F*** those guys.”
At press time, Farmer Union was smoking weed by a dumpster in Belleville.
Labels:
Americana,
Donald Trump,
Fake News,
Satire
Nov 12, 2020
Don't Tease Us Like That
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire
Nov 11, 2020
Untrue Facts: Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, Aldean, etc.
CMA Awards 2020 Drinking Game
Labels:
Charlie Puth,
CMA Awards,
Cody Jinks,
Dan + Shay,
Drinking Games,
Lady A,
Luke Combs,
Morgan Wallen,
Reba,
Satire,
Sunny Sweeney
Untrue Facts: Waylon, Barbara Mandrell, Martina McBride, etc.
Nov 10, 2020
Country Was Country
Labels:
country was country,
George Jones,
Johnny Paycheck,
memes,
Satire
5 New George Strait Parody Album Covers
Labels:
George Strait,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Fair & Balanced Country Memes
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Florida Georgia Line,
Jerry Reed,
Joe Biden,
memes,
politics,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Nov 9, 2020
More Monday Memes: Garth Brooks, Kane Brown, Beavis & Butthead
Labels:
Beavis and Butthead,
Conway Twitty,
Garth Brooks,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Something Changed
Labels:
Forrest Gump,
politics,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Florida Georgia Line, Kane Brown, Wheeler Walker Jr.
Labels:
Brooklyn Nine-Nine,
Florida Georgia Line,
It,
Joker,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Wheeler Walker Jr.
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