Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts

Sep 8, 2022

Chevy Chase Country Reaction Gifs

 I’m the fool in love with the fool that’s still in love with you


When your sugar mama thinks you’re too young to know a Patsy Cline song


BRB, bout to shoot my woman down


When your son casually references a Walker Hayes song in conversation


When you’re playing kids songs for story hour at the library and a kid requests “Wagon Wheel”


If Farce the Music got a dollar every time we rehashed the same old Luke Bryan jokes


No, I’m DOCTOR Jukebox, you’re thinking of Joshua Hedley


When there’s an Americana festival in El Paso


When the pastor prays the demons of bluegrass, ganja, and chicks with neck tattoos out of you


Sep 2, 2022

No Thanks, We'll Pass


This Guy Honors Florida-Georgia Line’s Legacy

Well, I can’t belief it but it has finally come. The day what I never imagined… Florida-Georgia Line’s last concert has happened. They have said their just taking a break but that’s what my ex-wife said too and that bitch is living in Gwata malla or something.

Any way, we’re hear to honor the glorious career of Florida-Georgia Line, the greatest country band in history! They paved the way for country music to not be lame and sad like it used to be and opened doors for awesome singers like Walker Hayes, Mitchell Ten Penny, and Morgan Walling. I can’t thank them enough for making country music great again.


Man, all the times I macked on honeys at a bar while “Cruise” was playing. They new I was a man of distinct coolness when I new every word! I’d take em back on a back road in my lifted Raptor and give em the disappointment of their lifes, but hell their’s more fish in the sea.


Me and my boys did many a keg stand listening to “This is How We Roll” and then we went out for a drive and listened too it some more and threw stuff at signs. Those were the days!


Now, FGL has a lot of critics, so let’s be honest. Were they the best singers? Probably just top 5 all time in that cat a gory. Were they the best lyric writers? Hell yes. Did there songs kick the most ass? You are motherf***ing right! So suck it critics. This band changed the face of are favorite music for the better so go listen to you’re sad boy American Airconditioner or Taylor Simpson or what ever and let me enjoy my good time classic country from Brian and Tyler!


I’m sad too see them go, but I will always cherish the mammaries. Don’t cry because its over, smile be cause of the good times what was. I wish I had been they're for there last show, but I was their in spirit! I hope the crowd pumped those fists, sang those songs, drank those beers, staired at them girls in cut off shorts. Dam that sounds like heaven. Anyway, thank you FGL for the grate music guys!


Pour out a Fireball for da boyz!

The Crud Report: September 2022




 

Sep 1, 2022

Honest Walker Hayes Interview


Only Murders in the Building Country Reaction Gifs

When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines

Clint Black?

When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music

When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter

When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date

When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement

Miranda Lambert?

A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter

Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think

When you get Garth Brooks' cell #

Aug 25, 2022

How to Spot Country Music Misinformation on Twitter


 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #62

When your uncle is giving away all his old country vinyl, but all he has left when you get there is Gary Morris

Trying to wave off the stink when
you get in line behind an Upchurch fan

When you had to review a Lady A album

How bad do you want to put Walker Hayes in a headlock?

Just a swangin'

Let me play you the best Kane Brown song

When she said your tractor's sexy so this is how you show up for every date

Showing up to the Billy Strings show when nobody's heard from you in a month

When Sue finally found his daddy

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