Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts

Jun 28, 2021

"Country" Singer Beer Posters

A recent TikTok and Twitter trend is fake beer posters - usually featuring scantily clad women. In this case, we'll just use pop country artists with the beer that fits them best.

I'm probably cancelled for this one

Monday Morning Memes: Townes Van Zandt, Kane Brown, Trace Adkins


Jun 25, 2021

Do's and Don'ts For Going Back to See Live Music

With the pandemic waning (we hope), live music is firing back up. It's been a while since some of you have been in public, much less with a bunch of other people enjoying music. Here are some helpful tips to remind you how to behave at concerts.

Jun 18, 2021

70s Country Singer vs 2020s Country Singer

Pop-Country Singer Awaiting Focus Group’s Decision on What He Should Eat for Breakfast

A pop-country superstar is currently awaiting word from his own personal focus group on what he should partake of for his morning meal.

The committee is currently hung up on the likely outcomes of the choice between whole-grain waffles with light powdered sugar and strawberries or a bowl of plain Cheerios and a large banana.

While Ricardo, the singer’s personal trainer, believes the latter choice would be a better energy source for the busy day of photo shoots and radio station visits ahead, Lisa, his stylist/handler, is certain that the strawberries would appeal more to the females in the Holiday Inn's continental breakfast room right now.

His manager, Frank, sees both sides of the coin but is on Lisa's side because she promised to refill his ice bucket when they return from the day's promotional activities.

The popular singer, according to his latest Tweet, is growing quite hungry and would really like to have the buttermilk pancakes with heavy syrup and real butter, with a side of bacon and a large cup of coffee, but he knows that's not happening.

Lester Johnston, southeastern sales rep for Siemens, who has no idea who the hell any of these people are, is growing quite pissed that they won't move out of the way so he can get some damn Frosted Flakes and a cherry pastry. On second thought, Lester thinks maybe he has seen the kid in the news recently. Something about getting lost on his own 40 acre property or whatever.

by Trailer - Original version posted on Country California Monday, July 27, 2009

Jun 17, 2021

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #51

♫ When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon 

So, how was the bluegrass festival this weekend?

When somebody says they have an extra ticket for the Kane Brown show and wonders if you'd like to go

When somebody on MY Facebook page says country music is dead

♫ I wish I was a square so I'd stop coming back around 

Every time country radio takes a step forward (Carly Pearce, Midland), it takes 2 steps back (Niko Moon, Nelly, Tik Tok singers)

Me when the fake drums start on a "country song"

Typical female country singer radio station visit

Jerk musician to his merch guy before the show:

Jun 3, 2021

Yellowstone Country Reaction Gifs

When you hear Blake Shelton singing about good sex

When I flip by the country station and they're playing a country song

But most of the time when I flip by a country station

When your best friend can't go to the Whiskey Myers show with you

Name an underrated George Strait song

Todd Snider's songwriting process

When dad secures those Strait to Vegas tickets

When a Kane Brown fan strings a whole sentence together

May 27, 2021

Fast & Furious Country Reaction Gifs

When your office mate gets tired of you playing 90s country

Sum up Hank 3 in four words

When somebody turns the station from Outlaw Country to The Highway

When you find out your friend went to a Kane Brown concert

After 15 seconds of a Walker Hayes song

Man who just woke up after 20 years: "Why can't I find a country station on the radio?"

♫ And we looked up at the heavens and we saw the worlds collide
We were lying still and watching, they were flying through the sky 

A woman when you turn off "Fancy"

May 26, 2021

Country TwitterFAIL: May '21


*foul language*

Regardless of what you think of his politics, part of this is very wrong.


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