Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
May 6, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Cody Jinks, FGL, Jason Isbell, Thrones
Labels:
Avengers,
Cody Jinks,
Florida Georgia Line,
Game of Thrones,
Jason Isbell,
memes,
Satire
May 3, 2019
Kornfield Kounty Conway
Labels:
Conway Twitty,
Hee Haw,
memes,
Satire
Alan Jackson Previews New Clarence Carter Covers Album
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, May 08, 2009
Fresh off the platinum success of his largely self-written Good Time album, Alan Jackson took a night off his spring tour to preview some new tracks from his forthcoming album of Clarence Carter covers for a select group of internet media.
"Well, I've always been partial to, you know, those ol' gritty sounding rhythm and blues songs and they don't get any grittier than Clarence," Jackson laughed genially as he started off the evening.
I settled into my chair as Jackson began his opening selection - and incidentally also the upcoming album's lead single - the bawdy "Sixty Minute Man," which includes the line "fifteen minutes of something you've been missing." Sounding as confident as ever, Jackson put a little pelvic thrusting into the hook lines, drawing gasps and a little stifled laughter from the audience.
Next, Jackson brought Alison Krauss, producer of the album (and his previous dip into R&B, Like Red on a Rose), onstage with him to do backing vocals on the randy "Take It Off Him, Put It On Me." They grinned like drunken college kids as they pulled off the number with peculiar aplomb.
Alison exited as Alan continued his set with the classic "Patches" before returning to Carter's seedy side with "Back Door Santa," donning a Santa hat and doing an awkward "butt spank" dance move during the performance. After some muddled applause and whispering, someone in the crowd hollered out "Do Strokin'!" and the long tall Georgian complied.
"I'd like to bring up a very special guest for my last song tonight," smiled Alan as he helped the elder soulman Carter onto the small stage. The two traded libidinous lyrics with huge smiles on their faces to the crowd's mix of embarrassment and excitement. The bizarreness of hearing Jackson sing "that's what I been doin'" while shaking his skinny hips cannot be adequately conveyed with any words in my vocabulary.
Concerns over whether this was the long and dirty version of "Strokin'" were put to rest when Jackson changed the lyrics "you can stick it up my ***" to "you can take care of yourself." "We gotta keep things PG-13," he said with his famous aw-shucks drawl as the song faded. The crowd dispersed quickly after a short, confused semi-ovation.
May 2, 2019
I'm With Butthead
Labels:
Beavis and Butthead,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
5 New Marty Robbins Parody Album Covers (+ 1 Old One)
Labels:
bro country,
Lil Nas X,
Marty Robbins,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Chris Farley Country Reaction Gifs
♫ Don't it make you wanna dance? ♫
When somebody says Whitey Morgan is overrated and you have a 2x4 in your hand
"Trap beats are the future of country music"
Chris Farley being an Americana songwriter's muse
When the kids on your bus keep singing "Old Town Road"
Did you hear Chris Knight will have a new album this fall?
When Lynyrd Skynrd's farewell tour is over...
When the radio station plays Cody Johnson... then follows it up with Thomas Rhett
May 1, 2019
Honest Billboard Song Features: Thomas Rhett & Scotty McCreery
Labels:
Billboard,
Honest Song Features,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery,
Thomas Rhett
What Will It Take to Stop Sam Hunt's Return?
Apr 30, 2019
Appropriate Country Singer TV Guest Appearances
Labels:
Chris Stapleton,
Game of Thrones,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Apr 29, 2019
More Monday Memes: Waylon, Game of Thrones, Post Malone
Labels:
Game of Thrones,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Sr.,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Post Malone,
Satire
Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Avengers, Kane Brown
Apr 26, 2019
4 More Marvel Memes
Labels:
Bruce Robison,
Chris Knight,
Marvel Cinematic Universe,
memes,
Satire
Nashville During the NFL Draft
Labels:
Guest Submissions,
memes,
Nashville,
NFL,
Satire
Apr 25, 2019
Parks and Rec Country Reaction Gifs 2
Why are you a Florida-Georgia Line fan?
Waiting on a new Chris Knight album like...
Can we call a moratorium on EDM country songs until we get this shit all sorted out?
When you read a bunch of tweets about Lil Nas X
Why won't you just let country radio do their thing and just promote the music you like?
What is Nashville known for these days?
When you find out Jerry is a huge Dustin Lynch fan
When your step kids want to listen to Mitchell Tenpenny on the way to school
Has Kane Gotten Better?
Labels:
Johnny Paycheck,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Apr 24, 2019
Substitute Sam Hunt
Labels:
Brandon Ratcliff,
Honest Ads,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
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