In his teens, Jason Aldean was dropped by a vocal trainer who told Aldean's parents it was like trying to teach a legless man soccer
The greatest Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band is Lynyrd Skynyrd
The average Rascal Flatts fan is average
Evidently Bebe Rexha is not the subject of an early 90’s animated movie written by Reginald Hudlin
The bootleg Hank Jr. shirts on Facebook are sold by Hank Jr.
Cody Jinks, Whitey Morgan, and Ward Davis tour together so often so they can get the group discount at the beard groomer
Reba McEntire is the first Colonel Sanders to not have a cock, but only because she is allergic to feathers
Turns out, Blake Shelton is the jackass
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I was going to write the 500th fact that points out Shooter Jennings is short but I wanted to bring Farce the Music to new heights
Sam Hunt recently announced a winter 2018 Mexican tour starting on November 1, 2018
Blind item: Texas singer who recently signed with a major label uses full body pillows for his head
Early reports are that Chris Stapleton is the favorite to be named NBA Rookie of the Year
Support of a border wall by Congress has reached an all time high as long as it can be completed by November 2, 2018
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris, but especially *that* one; you know the one.
