Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #93

Still better than listening to a Dan + Shay song

Pop-country songwriter to his publisher: "You'll never believe what I wrote about this time. It's gonna change country music!"

When you go to an Americana festival and there are no broccoli haired dudes saying bruh while killing High Noons

"Kane Brown, could you please stop trying to unsave country music?"

The 3 times a year John Moreland logs onto Instagram

New Vandoliers album tomorrow!

Me listening to Turnpike while doomscrolling the apocalypse

Steve: "Hey Rock, you heard of this Cody Jinks fella?"

Rock: "The Rock knew about him way before you"

Steve:

Me: Posts pretty tame meme joking about Morgan Wallen

His fans:

Spotify board meeting

He did not know he could not fly

So he did

When I tell you trap beats don't belong in country songs

When a b*tch won't stop talking during the Jesse Daniel concert, even though you asked her politely

New Parody Album Covers: Cody Jinks, Trisha Yearwood, Thomas Rhett, etc.

(Hailey Whitters - Corn Queen)

New Acoustic Video / Cody Jinks / "Found"

New Video / Cody Jinks / "Found"

Country Singers as Beer

Country Music is Dead

New Video / Mark Morton ft. Cody Jinks / "Brother"

CoKo Fest 2 Announced

Farce the Music's 30 Favorite Songs of 2024

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15. Muscadine Bloodline “10-90”

14. John Moreland “Gentle Violence”

13. Hannah Juanita “Tennessee Songbird”

12. Joe Stamm & Charles Wesley Godwin “Flower of the Everglades”

11. Benjamin Tod “Mary Could You”

10. Johnny Blue Skies “Jupiter’s Faerie”

9. Silverada “Eagle Rare”

8. Sierra Ferrell “Lighthouse”

7. American Aquarium “Cherokee Purples”

6. Cody Jinks “What You Love”

5. Low Water Bridge Band “The Lasso”

4. Sarah Jarosz “Runaway Train”

3. Futurebirds “Bloom”

2. The Droptines “Shape of My Name”

1. Waxahatchee “Right Back to It”

16-30 (in no particular order)

Pearl Jam “Wreckage”

MJ Lenderman “Wristwatch”

Stephanie Lambring "Good Mother"

Kim Richey “Feel This Way”

The Red Clay Strays “No One Else Like Me”

Billy Strings “In the Clear”

Kashus Culpepper “Pour Me Out”

Kaitlin Butts, Vince Gill “Come Rest Your Head (On My Pillow)”

Taylor Hunnicutt, Adam Hood “Nobody’s Business”

Ben Chapman “America’s Sweetheart”

Emily Nenni “Changes”

Taylor McCall “Rolling Stoned Again”

Maggie Antone “I Don’t Wanna Hear About It”

49 Winchester "Fast Asleep"

Zach Top “Use Me”

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #87

Me during the great Barstool/Zach Bryan war of '24

When you see Wheeler Walker Jr. live and he doesn't play your favorite song, "Skanks for Nothing"

Watching Post Malone get a second performance at the CMA Awards while Zach Top gets none

When somebody claims to be a huge "Dwight Yoakum" fan

Me when the family asked for some Thanksgiving music and I played this. 

When you're 8 tallboys in at the Cody Jinks show then you remember you're the DD

Hearing a Jelly Roll song every time I walk in Dollar General

What does Carrie Underwood eat for Thanksgiving?

Me when the youths start talking shit about George Strait again

Your pop fan wife 2.5 hours into the Johnny Blue Skies show when there hasn't been any confetti or dancing

Deedoodle: I know I'm just a figment of your imagination, but possibly you should get away from your demons

George Jones:

Bailey Zimmerman replying to the criticism of his CMA Awards performance

Cody Jinks & Zakk Wylde Perform "Long Way to the Top"

Judge Not

Sesame Street Country Reaction Gifs

When you see Gavin Adcock on the lineup for a Red Dirt festival

Sure Cody Jinks brought together the hippies and cowboys, but who's gonna raise hell with the goths and the cowboys?

When the country concert has this as the warmup act, it's not a country concert

When some a-hole bartender 

tries to tell you milk is "the good stuff"

"And up next, the latest greatest country music!"

*plays Warren Zeiders*

When somebody gives me all the latest theories and conspiracies about Zach Bryan's love life

When your buddy hits the shrooms early at the Johnny Blue Skies concert

“Hooray Jason Aldean” = 

You may be high but you'll never be Waylon Jennings imagining Big Bird riding with him in a semi high

When Oscar keeps requesting "Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart"

Hey how'd this get in here?

Why do you like Chase Matthew's music?

Monday Morning Memes: Kristofferson, Walker Hayes, Cody Jinks