Showing posts with label Hank Jr.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hank Jr.. Show all posts
Sep 21, 2017
Why the NFL's Ratings Are Down
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank Jr.,
Jason Derulo,
YouTube Junk
Aug 8, 2017
Aug 7, 2017
Reginald Spears on Monday Night Football
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
football,
Hank Jr.,
Jason Derulo,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Jul 26, 2017
This Guy Defends Mainstream Country
I'm hear to talk about everbody saying country music ain't country any more. It's something that really gets in my graw, and I'm sick and tired of it. I only git on Twitter to look at porn and threaten liberals, but ever time I do I see people like Mr. Farce the Music saying this same old stuff over and over. "They don't play no girls on country radio" "Sam Hunt is a pop singer" "FGL sucks"
Listen, you must not be hearing my local country station cause I here chicks on their all the time. At least once every four hours they play one and it's to much if you asked me. They all have whiny voices and they don't sing about the stuff I like. I mean, I'm not a sexiest, but women are supposed to be pop singers like Britany Spears, and not sing about hard, gritty country stuff like trucks and punching dudes.
Onto Sam Hunt now. He is a country singer weather you like it our not. Just because your old like 37 or something and wish all country songs we're still about crying in a bear or divorcing your cheating skank, doesn't mean us younger people wanna here about that stuff. Sit your old ass down and listen to you're eight track tapes with Tammy McEntire or whoever. I'm a country fan and Sam Hunt sings about things I expereeyence every day of my life like house parties and doing chicks on backroads. Jealous past your prime jerks just shut up. I hate pop music so clearly Sam Hunt isn't pop. I know my shit.
All these arguments just get old. You say the same things over and over:
Like "Where's the steal guitar?"
LMAO, TF is that.
"Where's the fiddle?"
You talking bout a violin's redneck cousin, bro? Nobody wanna hear that mess.
"There just appealing to young girls?"
And? Long as my girl is happy and in the mood, I'll listen too what ever she likes. If she looking hot and wanna call a Motly Crew song country, she can do it and you can step son.
So in summery, your stupid if you think what they plays on the radio now isn't real country music. Would some body in a position of authartity lie? Of course not. If Hank Williams Junyer was still alive he'd be making party music like FGL, and you know he would.
Get TF out of here with your salty old crusty head ass. I'm out hear tryna get my drink on and just have a good time and that's what country radio wants me to have to. Next your going to tell me that Lil Yachty isn't real rap music.
Listen, you must not be hearing my local country station cause I here chicks on their all the time. At least once every four hours they play one and it's to much if you asked me. They all have whiny voices and they don't sing about the stuff I like. I mean, I'm not a sexiest, but women are supposed to be pop singers like Britany Spears, and not sing about hard, gritty country stuff like trucks and punching dudes.
Onto Sam Hunt now. He is a country singer weather you like it our not. Just because your old like 37 or something and wish all country songs we're still about crying in a bear or divorcing your cheating skank, doesn't mean us younger people wanna here about that stuff. Sit your old ass down and listen to you're eight track tapes with Tammy McEntire or whoever. I'm a country fan and Sam Hunt sings about things I expereeyence every day of my life like house parties and doing chicks on backroads. Jealous past your prime jerks just shut up. I hate pop music so clearly Sam Hunt isn't pop. I know my shit.
All these arguments just get old. You say the same things over and over:
Like "Where's the steal guitar?"
LMAO, TF is that.
"Where's the fiddle?"
You talking bout a violin's redneck cousin, bro? Nobody wanna hear that mess.
"There just appealing to young girls?"
And? Long as my girl is happy and in the mood, I'll listen too what ever she likes. If she looking hot and wanna call a Motly Crew song country, she can do it and you can step son.
So in summery, your stupid if you think what they plays on the radio now isn't real country music. Would some body in a position of authartity lie? Of course not. If Hank Williams Junyer was still alive he'd be making party music like FGL, and you know he would.
Get TF out of here with your salty old crusty head ass. I'm out hear tryna get my drink on and just have a good time and that's what country radio wants me to have to. Next your going to tell me that Lil Yachty isn't real rap music.
Jun 12, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Hank Jr, Hockey, Respecting Women
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Hank Jr.,
Jamey Johnson,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings
Jun 7, 2017
When Good News Becomes Horrible News
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
football,
Hank Jr.,
Jason Derulo,
memes,
Satire
Apr 17, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Rupaul, Luke Bryan
Labels:
ACMs,
Hank Jr.,
Johnny Cash,
Kris Kristofferson,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Rupaul,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings,
Willie Nelson
Jan 18, 2017
Old-School Country Fan Who Just Heard of Sturgill Simpson Disappointed by Sturgill Simpson
Jimmy Lee Renner, who hasn't intentionally listened to the radio or watched CMT in years, avoids singers born after 1970, and has never sampled a recommended artist on Spotify, was terribly disappointed in Sturgill Simpson's Saturday Night Live appearance.
Vaguely recalling someone calling "some guy with a weird name like that" the savior of country music a few years back, Renner relented after a friend said he might like Simpson's music and that he was appearing on SNL. Renner stayed up past his usual 8 pm bedtime to suffer through "them perverted liberals telling jokes" in order to hear the supposed "country music Jesus." He says his jaw dropped open, spilling several ounces of Miller High Life when Simpson began to perform.
"That ain't how Hank Jr. done it," exclaimed Renner. "This guy had some fruity little jazz band and a crackhead playing an organ and not a fiddle in sight."
Somehow managing to make it another few minutes longer for Simpson's second tune, Renner was even more offended by the rollicking, sweaty performance of "A Call to Arms."
"Is this what they're calling country music these days?" asks Jimmy Lee. "Is he on tour with Luke Bryant or Cole Hunt or whoever? See this is why I never trust anybody but me about what's what. I half expected uh… who's that popular rap singer now? uh, LL Smoothe J to come out and hip hop around on a verse."
When told about Cody Jinks upcoming appearance on Conan, Renner stated "I don't know who Cody Jinks is and I only watch Leno ...once in a while."
Vaguely recalling someone calling "some guy with a weird name like that" the savior of country music a few years back, Renner relented after a friend said he might like Simpson's music and that he was appearing on SNL. Renner stayed up past his usual 8 pm bedtime to suffer through "them perverted liberals telling jokes" in order to hear the supposed "country music Jesus." He says his jaw dropped open, spilling several ounces of Miller High Life when Simpson began to perform.
"That ain't how Hank Jr. done it," exclaimed Renner. "This guy had some fruity little jazz band and a crackhead playing an organ and not a fiddle in sight."
Somehow managing to make it another few minutes longer for Simpson's second tune, Renner was even more offended by the rollicking, sweaty performance of "A Call to Arms."
"Is this what they're calling country music these days?" asks Jimmy Lee. "Is he on tour with Luke Bryant or Cole Hunt or whoever? See this is why I never trust anybody but me about what's what. I half expected uh… who's that popular rap singer now? uh, LL Smoothe J to come out and hip hop around on a verse."
When told about Cody Jinks upcoming appearance on Conan, Renner stated "I don't know who Cody Jinks is and I only watch Leno ...once in a while."
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Fake News,
Hank Jr.,
Satire,
Saturday Night Live,
Sturgill Simpson
Oct 19, 2016
Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars
What can your little ghoul or goblin expect to receive in their plastic
jack-o-lantern if you drop by the homes of country stars this upcoming
Halloween? Well, FTM has the exclusive* scoop!
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
Gary Levox,
Halloween,
Hank Jr.,
Luke Bryan,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Zac Brown
Sep 16, 2016
Country Graphic Design Nerd Humor
So of course I had to make a bunch of my own typeface/country song mashups.
Random and nerdy, but what else would you expect from us?
Aug 17, 2016
Hashtag Games: #wrestlingcountrysongs
WWF "Country Singer" Jeff Jarrett performs "With My Baby Tonight" |
Hashtag Games: #WrestlingCountrySongs
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors
Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)
Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13
Hello Walls of Jericho
All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight
♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry
Stand By Your McMahon - @DHWritesCountry
Seven Spanish Announce Tables
Chill of an Early Fall Brawl
Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry
A Boy Named Shinsuke
Rated "DX"
Goodbye Earl Hebner
There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry
The Stone Cold Hard Truth
Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50
Smoky Mountain Reigns
Punjabi Prison Blues
Honky Tonk Man (no change)
Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry
She Thinks His Name Was John Cena
Bigger Than Breezango
Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry
Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile
Starrcades Over Texas
Cross Rhodes Anthem
Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry
Mississippi Moonsault
Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate
Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry
Kurt Angles Among Us
If We Make It Through December to Dismember
Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27
Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?
Nov 25, 2015
New Video: Hank Jr. and Eric Church
Labels:
Eric Church,
Hank Jr.,
New Videos
Jun 8, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: Michael Ray, FGL, Bocephus, etc.
May 22, 2015
Which Hank?
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Hank 3,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams Sr.,
memes,
Satire
Jan 13, 2015
Hank Prognosticates
Labels:
bro-country,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Sr.,
memes,
Satire
Dec 17, 2014
I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2014 Edition
Here are some bizarre country (and 1 rock) music-related products,
memorabilia and whatnot you can buy or gawk at this holiday season.
Really disgusting Luke Bryan panties |
Mama failed. ("Mama Tried" thong) |
Autographed baseball from renowned stars of the diamond, Rascal Flatts |
Autographed Big & Rich panties. |
Florida-Georgia Line prayer candles. You're going to hell if you buy these. |
A vintage Aaron Tippin muscle shirt which is actually pretty awesome |
A hideous personalized Brantley Gilbert shirt |
Classy! |
Lady A earrings for the girl or progressive fellow with three ears |
A Megadeth bib for the headbanging rugrat in your life |
This Scotty McCreery fried chicken ad |
And... this "A Country Boy Can Survive" inspired taxidermy sculpture |
Jul 8, 2014
We Are Bro Country
We Are Bro-Country
(Lyric parody of Hank Jr's "Young Country")
We are bro-country, we are bad ass
Illegitimate children of inbred white trash
Our hair might be faux-hawked, jeans glittered and spiked
We know how to get drunk and go lookin' for fights
We know what's tight, glass pack exhaust
And if you don't like it, I'll punch you, boss
We name drop the old stuff, but we only like new
And we do our own rappin', blue jean booty slappin'
If you're offended, F you
We are bro country, we ain't too bright
Our music and lifestyles, are big piles of shite
We don't have diplomas, or shirts that fit right
but we know how to bang skanks come Saturday night
We like Eminem, we get faded to EDM
We like Lil Wayne and Jay-Z and T-Pain
Old Hank would be sick, wait who is old Hank?
We like our country mixed with hip-hop and stank
We are bro-country, we have no pride
Except in our bench press and sweet jacked up rides
Kid Rock would be proud and Fred Durst give props
'cause we like our country with drum loops and bass drops
We like to smoke bowls, we like to roll coal
Don't like it? F u!
Labels:
bro-country,
Eminem,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams Sr.,
Jay-Z,
Kid Rock,
Lil Wayne,
Limp Bizkit,
parody,
Satire,
T-Pain,
Trucks
Jan 12, 2014
Sunday Mornin' Music: Hank Jr.
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Dec 6, 2013
Luke and FGL Just Won't Stop
Labels:
Drake,
Florida Georgia Line,
Hank III,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams,
Luke Bryan,
memes
Nov 28, 2013
Happy Hanksgiving! (Hank Jr.)
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
YouTube Gems
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