2024 Country Radio Bingo

 

Apples and Oranges

E.T. Country Reaction Gifs

The moon is full and my heart is high

I love to dance, oh me, oh my

West Virginia fans when "Country Roads" is played at the game

When you check upcoming local concerts and it's all crap like Jordan Davis and Sam Hunt

Listens to Tyler Childers once

When somebody plays you a 2024 country song and it sounds like a 2019 rap song

Thought police coming to tell you who really invented country music

Kenny Chesney's date when he takes his hat off

I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer 

If you're old enough to remember Kenny Rogers getting played on the radio, I bet this terror is etched into your memory

The Monday after a 3-day festival when you're over 35

Lil' Jason Aldean's Halloween costume circa 1987

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: March '24

A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive, an asterisk denotes a song where the good attributes and the bad are dead even. 

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (+3) overall which is an 8 point improvement from December. The best song is Cody Johnson's "The Painter." The worst is Hardy's "Truck Bed," with stiff competition from Kane Brown's "I Can Feel It." Overall, a decent set of songs but nothing to write home about. 

*Note: a few scores changed a bit since Dec. due to songs growing on me or the opposite

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

8 New Parody Album Covers ft. Kacey Musgraves, Tim McGraw, etc.

 

Reginald Spears on Politics & Boyfriend Country

 

Eric Won't Name Names But I Will

Left to right, top to bottom: Russell Dickerson, Jordan Davis, Dustin Lynch, Jake Owen, Dylan Scott, Parmalee

Country Twitter Wins: April '23

Brutally Honest Billboard Country Top 20

 By Bobby Peacock

The Toughest Choice Ever!

 

More Like a Nightmare

Country Parody Album Covers: Louisiana Artists Edition