Showing posts with label Lil Nas X. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lil Nas X. Show all posts

May 2, 2019

Chris Farley Country Reaction Gifs

♫ Don't it make you wanna dance? 

When somebody says Whitey Morgan is overrated and you have a 2x4 in your hand


"Trap beats are the future of country music"

Chris Farley being an Americana songwriter's muse

When the kids on your bus keep singing "Old Town Road"

Did you hear Chris Knight will have a new album this fall?

When Lynyrd Skynrd's farewell tour is over...

When the radio station plays Cody Johnson... then follows it up with Thomas Rhett

Apr 30, 2019

Country TwitterFAIL: April '19

*Language warning*

















Apr 25, 2019

Parks and Rec Country Reaction Gifs 2

Why are you a Florida-Georgia Line fan?

Waiting on a new Chris Knight album like... 

Can we call a moratorium on EDM country songs until we get this shit all sorted out?

When you read a bunch of tweets about Lil Nas X

Why won't you just let country radio do their thing and just promote the music you like?

What is Nashville known for these days? 

When you find out Jerry is a huge Dustin Lynch fan

When your step kids want to listen to Mitchell Tenpenny on the way to school


Apr 19, 2019

Superstore Country Reaction Gifs

Actual footage of Jason Aldean proposing

Cliché #1 in every Kane Brown fan's repertoire

When the ACM Awards went off

When you observe a FGL fan at the register trying to figure out whether to buy the cigarettes or the baby food when they don't have enough money for both 

You don't like Tyler Childers?

Me, when somebody whose opinion I usually agree with says Luke Bryan's "Knockin' Boots" is pretty good

What mainstream country station managers heard when somebody mentioned Lil Nas X being on the charts

When Dina's showing a Mitchell Tenpenny video in the break room

Apr 11, 2019

Bad News Bears Country Reaction Gifs

A young Tyler Hubbard in his element

The look on my face when listening to a Kane Brown fan

When you hear Earl Thomas Conley died

A young... never mind - insert your own joke here

Mitchell Tenpenny sucks!!
  
A bunch of music writers trying to define country music

A young Eddie Montgomery

If I think "Old Town Road" isn't country, I'm racist??

John Rich's Songwriting Tips #83

I’m gonna be completely real with y’all. I haven’t been doing this column much in the past couple of years because I don’t know what the hell to tell you. Clearly, I don’t know how to write a hit country song in this era, so how am I supposed to give you advice? So, either listen to a bunch of Gavin DeGraw and write kind of sleazy but respectful songs entirely speaking to a generic “you” who is the woman you desire. Or… or, you can still go the bro-country route, only as long as you take the country part out. Bro pop? Shit man, it’s enough to make an established songwriter have to sell his stately manor with an elevator, runway lights, and 9 bars, and downsize to a measly million dollar starter home. And this Lil Nas X thing? That could change it all. Do I need to learn to rap now? Do I need to have Billy Ray Cyrus on all of Big & Rich’s songs? Can we say “boobies” in country songs now?? I’d have been dropping d-cups in every damn song if I’d known. And why do we have to let the singer have a credit on every song now? Just because Morgan Chase Russell added one trendy phrase to the lyrics doesn’t mean his handsome ass deserves a sixth. F**k that guy. Things are changing fast on Music Row and your space cowboy isn’t sure how to handle it. I’m thinking about just becoming a permanent Fox News correspondent. Politics is easy compared to Nashville now, bitches. Be careful out there!


*Not really by John Rich

Apr 10, 2019

ACMs Week TwitterFAIL



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Apr 5, 2019

Austin Powers Country Reaction Gifs

♫ ♬ Oh, you've been makin' your brags around town
That you've been a lovin' my man
♫ ♬

How much it would take for me to go to a Mitchell Tenpenny concert

♫ ♬ Sure hate to break down here
Nothing up ahead or in the rearview mirror♫ ♬

When you read the comments from Kane Brown fans

Justin Moore says hi!

A typical greeting from a country radio program director to a woman singer

"If I was to say I think 'Old Town Road' is the best country song of the year, what would you say?"

Why do you hate on pop-country so much?

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