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Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brantley Gilbert. Show all posts
Jul 11, 2023
Feb 10, 2023
Country Radio Celebrates Black History Month by Playing Songs With “Black” in Title
“In solidarity with all who celebrate and support Black History Month, both Cumulus and iHeart have banded together for a special celebration of “black” this month.” she began. “As such, we plan to add to our playlists, shows, and specials many songs in which the word “black” is in the title.”
Ms. Humes went on to list several of the songs that would find their way across the airwaves this month. They included:
“Long Black Train” Josh Turner
“Two Black Cadillacs” Carrie Underwood
“(The Black Dress Song) Getting You Home” Chris Young
“Black Tears” Florida-Georgia Line
“Blue on Black” 5 Finger Death Punch ft. Brantley Gilbert
“Blacktop Gone” Jason Aldean
“Black” Dierks Bentley
“Where the Blacktop Ends” Keith Urban
“Black Jacket” Tim McGraw
Many of the comments below the post expressed concern that possibly the radio giants may be missing the point of Black History Month. “Couldn’t you just… you know… play some black artists?” asked Barry Summers. “Some of those were never even singles… it’s like you’re going as far out of your way as possible not to play Charley Crockett or Mickey Guyton,” replied Laverne Shirley. “How will a Jason Aldean song make anyone on earth think of Black people? This is sooo stupid.” said Terry Hogan.
While none of those complaints were addressed, Humes did add an additional comment. “No, we will not be playing Clint Black or Blackhawk songs because that’s old people music. Josh Turner is already pushing it.”
At press time, the media giants had also removed Johnny Cash’s “Man in Black” because of its age and also some complaints from listeners that the song was “lib’rul grooming.”
Dec 2, 2022
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Aug 17, 2022
Top 10 Things You Might See at a Five Finger Death Punch / Brantley Gilbert Concert
Five Finger Death Punch and Brantley Gilbert are going on tour.
For real. Here are the top ten things you might see if you went.
10. Everybody mad dogging each other instead of watching the show
9. Many neckbeards, but few necks
8. Nobody singing along because somebody might call them gay for singing
7. Punisher tattoos
6. Roid gut
5. A camel clutch wrestling hold executed to perfection
4. 7 women, all working at concession stands
3. Really aggressive t-shirts with way too many words on them
2. Hundreds, maybe thousands, of fists bruised from punching walls
1. People in the 1% of worst music taste in America
Bonus thing: Several heartwarming reunions of cops and the people they arrested
May 27, 2022
Apr 1, 2022
Mar 31, 2022
Breaking Bad Country Reaction Gifs 2
When a country fan asks for a good hard rock recommendation
Mama says the pistol is the devil's right hand
Bands and singers seeing their Spotify royalties
Chris Knight songs are about work, bad families,
When you go to a country concert and they have a DJ
When you crank the rental car and "Fancy Like" is blasting
Country music evolved into 2019 pop music?
Somebody suggested I listen to the new Brantley song
When you see Dan + Shay on your friend's playlist
Eric Church fans after he cancelled a show for basketball
Mar 30, 2022
Top 10 Headlines Taste of Country Hasn’t Posted Yet
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10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife
9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first
8. Remember when Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMT Awards?
7. Thomas Rhett saves a turtle stuck in the road
6. Adorable! Gabby Barrett shows off her Easter outfit
5. Remember when Walker Hayes hit #1 with “Fancy Like?”
4. Luke Bryan accidentally pranks Luke Bryan on American Idol
3. Remember when we were a reputable source for country music news? Neither do we.
2. Keith Urban seen staring lovingly up at wife Nicole Kidman
1. Sam Hunt reveals his favorite attributes in a mistress
Mar 29, 2022
Mar 9, 2022
Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans Are Spending Their Tax Refunds On 2022
10. A blood transfusion for the hookworm
9. Put $1500 on Roman Reigns to unify the titles at Wrestlemania
8. Soundcloud Pro Unlimited subscription for their NASCAR themed hick-hop group
7. Pay the painter to finish the Marjorie Taylor Greene mural on the trailer
6. One of those little pill counting thingies pharmacists have
5. Alt-right NFTs
4. Surely there’s something left to add lights to on the pickup truck
3. Swingers’ vacation to Myrtle Beach with wife who is also aunt*
2. Upgrade cock-fighting arena
1. Gas. Hell, who isn’t?
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*satire - not suggesting the two people in the picture are related*
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