Showing posts with label Shooter Jennings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shooter Jennings. Show all posts
May 17, 2017
Country Stars Try on the Latest Fashion: Rompers for Men
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Cole Swindell,
FGL,
Jake Owen,
Photocrap,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Thomas Rhett
May 5, 2017
FYI: Moonrunners is Back for Year 5
by Robert Dean
Back for its 5th year, Moonrunners Festival is finally here. And this time, it’s loaded for bear. Kicking off today on Chicago’s South Side, at its perennial home, Reggie’s, Moonrunners is ready to be the best country festival many don’t know about.
Moonrunners has always been about staying scrappy, rolling with the underdogs, and being the festival for the acts who deserve the spotlight but may not be the household names that get tossed around, thanks to Nashville’s money machine. But, that’s why the whole twisted experiment works and continues to be Chicago’s best springtime party, year after year. A drunken bonanza of personalities, radical music and crushed cans of PBR, Moonrunners offers a weekend getaway, a retreat that feels like a summer camp. Bands party with one another while friends from around the country pass out hugs and get reacquainted – away from Facebook.
It’s a great pleasure to have been involved with Moonrunners, the website when it existed. Because of that time, I’ve created some many friendships that have lasted over the years. It’s also a fond memory of mine to have participated in the first two festivals. It’s such a drunken blur, I hardly remember a lot of it, but I know I had an excellent time. It breaks my heart that I can’t be in Chicago to celebrate the music, see some old friends, and get loose. One day, I’ll get back, and it’s going to be wonderful.
If you’re anywhere near Chicago, I’d grab a bag and hit the road. Let’s be honest: festivals usually suck ass. Not Moonrunners, though. Because it’s held in an indoor venue, the stage times are manageable, and the vibe isn’t a bunch of assholes clogging the joint up. Instead, it’s a community feeling with a lot of cool folks.
There’s a little something for everyone. Give everyone a hug for me. There will be a lot of good people in Reggie’s this weekend. You can count on that.
PS. Here are some quick Chicago pro-tips:
Chicago pizza isn’t that deep dish shit. That’s for tourists. Get a pizza delivered from Phil’s on 35th
Go grab dinner in Chinatown. You’re only blocks away
Eat an Italian beef @ Al’s in Little Italy
Never put ketchup on your hotdog, ever
The White Sox are the superior baseball team, despite whatever Trailer tries to tell you
Lineup and Schedule
Friday May 5th
2:45- James Hunnicutt- Rock Club
3:25- Jimmy Swope- Music Joint
3:55- Gary Moore II- Rock Club
4:35- Viva Le Vox- Rock Club
5:05- Pearls Mahone- Music Joint
5:35- Stump Tail Dolly- Rock Club
6:05- Mystery Actions- Music Joint
6:35- Jesse Dayton- Rock Club
7:15- Jeff Shepherd- Music Joint
7:45- Hooten Hallers- Rock Club
8:30- That Ol’ Coondog- Music Joint
9:00- Scott H. Biram- Rock Club
10:25- Brittany Avery- Music Joint
11:00- Legendary Shack Shakers- Rock Club
12:00- Urban Pioneers- Music Joint
Saturday, May 6th
11:15- Bad Saddles- Music Joint
11:45- The Decayed (members of Last False Hope)- Rock Club
12:05- Soda Gardocki- Music Joint
12:40- Husky Burnette- Music Joint
1:05- Brett Conlin- Rock Club
1:40- Devil’s Cut- Rock Club
1:55- AJ Gaither- Music Joint
2:25- Matt Woods- Rock Club
3:00- Duane Mark- Music Joint
3:35- Still Alive- Music Joint
4:10- Adam Lee- Rock Club
4:45- SS Web- Rock Club
5:15- Evil Empire- Music Joint
5:45- Rachel Brooke- Rock Club
6:35- Last False Hope- Rock Club
7:05- Ted Russell Kamp- Music Joint
7:40- Shawn James- Music Joint
8:10- Call me Bronco- Rock Club
8:45- Won’t Stay Dead- Music Joint
9:20- Left Lane Cruiser- Rock Club
10:00- James Hunnicutt- Music Joint
10:35- Escape from the Zoo (members of Days N’ Daze)- Music Joint
11:05- Joseph Huber- Rock Club
12:00- Shooter Jennings- Rock Club
Mar 30, 2017
What is Art?
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Randy Savage,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings
Mar 9, 2017
Country Walk-Up Songs 2017
College baseball has started and MLB is on the way. Go Cubs!
As we did in 2013, FTM ponders what songs country singers
As we did in 2013, FTM ponders what songs country singers
should use as their perfect "walk up" music if they were baseball players.
10. Wynonna
9. Chris Stapleton
8. Tyler Hubbard
7. Kelsea Ballerini
6. Blake Shelton
5. Dierks Bentley
4. Chad Brock
3. Old Dominion (yes the whole group ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
2. Shooter Jennings
1. Luke Bryan
10. Wynonna
9. Chris Stapleton
8. Tyler Hubbard
7. Kelsea Ballerini
6. Blake Shelton
5. Dierks Bentley
4. Chad Brock
3. Old Dominion (yes the whole group ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
2. Shooter Jennings
1. Luke Bryan
Mar 7, 2017
Honest Country Tweets: Shania Twain, Taste of Country, Shooter Jennings, etc.
Feb 22, 2017
Little Known Facts: Outlaw Country Cruise Edition
Little Known Facts: Outlaw Country Cruise Edition
AKA 'Rubbing It In Trailer's Face That He's Not Going'
AKA 'Rubbing It In Trailer's Face That He's Not Going'
By Jeremy Harris
While at sea, Donald Trump will sign an executive order preventing
Steve Earle from reentering America. Steve won't mind.
Shooter Jennings will be late for at least one show because
Shooter Jennings will be late for at least one show because
Jessi Colter will forget to sign him out of daycare.
The Band Perry are a late addition to the cruise.
The Band Perry are a late addition to the cruise.
Luckily for them they all got the same shift in the kitchen.
There is a waiting list of seagulls that want to play
There is a waiting list of seagulls that want to play
in Chicken Shit Bingo with Dale Watson.
Crew members will have to move the Mojo Nixon swear jar
Crew members will have to move the Mojo Nixon swear jar
to the center of the ship to prevent capsizing.
Nobody will wonder where Luke Bryan is. They also won't give a shit.
Brian Kendrick will not be on RAW on February 27th.
The cruise will last several additional days after
Nobody will wonder where Luke Bryan is. They also won't give a shit.
Brian Kendrick will not be on RAW on February 27th.
The cruise will last several additional days after
Elizabeth Cook overtakes the captain.
When asked if he's bringing any produce aboard,
When asked if he's bringing any produce aboard,
Eddie Spaghetti will hope they mean vegetables.
Brantley Gilbert tried to get on the cruise but you have to
Brantley Gilbert tried to get on the cruise but you have to
have a bank account to purchase tickets.
Pirates around the world have warned each other not to mess with this cruise.
Pirates around the world have warned each other not to mess with this cruise.
Reason: Billy Joe Shaver
Jan 27, 2017
Brantley Gilbert Has a One Track Mind
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
memes,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings
Jan 19, 2017
Shocking Exposé: Shooter Jennings is Actually WWE's Brian Kendrick
Did you know that singer-songwriter, country royalty, man of mystery, conspiracy theorist, podcaster, producer, and jack-of-all-trades Shooter Jennings is also a World Wrestling Entertainment performer? Well, he is and you won't convince me otherwise.
Shooter, despite a busy touring schedule, album producing, radio show hosting, contrails photography, bitcoin trading (or whatever they do with those things), online gaming, and various other nerdy hobbies, also maintains a completely separate career as WWE wrestling cruiserweight Brian Kendrick. This is a fact and not up for debate.
I'm going to lay the evidence out for you to back up my claim, but the science is settled.
The most obvious proof can be seen with your eyes. There might be a little Hollywood makeup magic involved here, but this is the same dude.
Even without beards, this is clearly the same person.
The next evidence is even more damning. (Damning? We're not casting judgment here, we're just fact-finding.) Anyway, I've met Shooter Jennings. I'm 5'8" and he's a little shorter than me. Brian Kendrick is listed at 5'8". Wrestlers famously add an inch or two to their broadcasted height. So, Shooter and Brian are the same height. They also have similar builds, though during his appearances as Brian Kendrick, it appears that Jennings adds a bit of muscle mass. Hmmm. It's all coming together.
I looked up their ages on the Google machine. Shooter Jennings is 37 years old. Brian Kendrick? You guessed it! 37 years old. Wow, I might get a Pulitzer for this.
Shooter Jennings is a huge wrestling "fan." (Fan, lol… he's a card carrying employee of Vince McMahon's wrestling empire!) Shooter has been to Wrestlemania. He's buddies with Curtis Axel, Kane, and Goldust, and probably some of the other dudes. This is a very convenient front to explain why he spends so much time with the WWE crew, but we know the truth!
Brian Kendrick carries a pirate flag with him to the ring.
This flag is very similar to the one Sturgill Simpson used in promotion for his current album, A Sailor's Guide to Earth.
Shooter Jennings is friends with Sturgill Simpson. So as you can clearly see, Brian "Shooter" Kendrick consistently shouts out his compadre Sturgill as he makes his entrances for wrestling matches. I don't see how anyone could dispute the obvious at this point, but we'll continue.
Wrestlers have feuds. These are long-running public arguments over differences in opinion, girlfriends, misunderstandings, and other subjects. Brian Kendrick has had feuds with John Cena, TJ Perkins, Rich Swann, El Generico, and many more. Shooter Jennings has also had several well known feuds. Pop-country artists, Hank 3, John Mayer, Triggerman... the list goes on. And despite Shooter's love of professional wrestling, I've never seen a photo of him with John Cena. What more do you need?
Now, I didn't bother comparing the schedules of Jennings and Kendrick to see if they had conflicts, or asking either of them if they were the other, because circumstantial evidence is enough for me, as it should be for you. 1+1 is 2. There can be no further doubt.
Oh, you have further doubts? Well, they've never been seen together. BAM!
Shooter Jennings is Brian Kendrick and Brian Kendrick is Shooter Jennings. Case closed.
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Exposé by Trailer
Shooter, despite a busy touring schedule, album producing, radio show hosting, contrails photography, bitcoin trading (or whatever they do with those things), online gaming, and various other nerdy hobbies, also maintains a completely separate career as WWE wrestling cruiserweight Brian Kendrick. This is a fact and not up for debate.
I'm going to lay the evidence out for you to back up my claim, but the science is settled.
The most obvious proof can be seen with your eyes. There might be a little Hollywood makeup magic involved here, but this is the same dude.
WWE Superstar, Brian Kendrick |
Country singer, Shooter Jennings |
Even without beards, this is clearly the same person.
Kendrick, right. |
Shooter Jennings, left. |
The next evidence is even more damning. (Damning? We're not casting judgment here, we're just fact-finding.) Anyway, I've met Shooter Jennings. I'm 5'8" and he's a little shorter than me. Brian Kendrick is listed at 5'8". Wrestlers famously add an inch or two to their broadcasted height. So, Shooter and Brian are the same height. They also have similar builds, though during his appearances as Brian Kendrick, it appears that Jennings adds a bit of muscle mass. Hmmm. It's all coming together.
I looked up their ages on the Google machine. Shooter Jennings is 37 years old. Brian Kendrick? You guessed it! 37 years old. Wow, I might get a Pulitzer for this.
Shooter Jennings is a huge wrestling "fan." (Fan, lol… he's a card carrying employee of Vince McMahon's wrestling empire!) Shooter has been to Wrestlemania. He's buddies with Curtis Axel, Kane, and Goldust, and probably some of the other dudes. This is a very convenient front to explain why he spends so much time with the WWE crew, but we know the truth!
Headline from prowrestling.com |
Brian Kendrick carries a pirate flag with him to the ring.
This flag is very similar to the one Sturgill Simpson used in promotion for his current album, A Sailor's Guide to Earth.
Shooter Jennings is friends with Sturgill Simpson. So as you can clearly see, Brian "Shooter" Kendrick consistently shouts out his compadre Sturgill as he makes his entrances for wrestling matches. I don't see how anyone could dispute the obvious at this point, but we'll continue.
Wrestlers have feuds. These are long-running public arguments over differences in opinion, girlfriends, misunderstandings, and other subjects. Brian Kendrick has had feuds with John Cena, TJ Perkins, Rich Swann, El Generico, and many more. Shooter Jennings has also had several well known feuds. Pop-country artists, Hank 3, John Mayer, Triggerman... the list goes on. And despite Shooter's love of professional wrestling, I've never seen a photo of him with John Cena. What more do you need?
Now, I didn't bother comparing the schedules of Jennings and Kendrick to see if they had conflicts, or asking either of them if they were the other, because circumstantial evidence is enough for me, as it should be for you. 1+1 is 2. There can be no further doubt.
Oh, you have further doubts? Well, they've never been seen together. BAM!
Shooter Jennings is Brian Kendrick and Brian Kendrick is Shooter Jennings. Case closed.
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Exposé by Trailer
Labels:
Brian Kendrick,
Fake News,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
WTF,
WWE
Jan 13, 2017
Brent Cobb: The Farce the Music Interview
By Kevin Broughton
Brent Cobb is an old soul. He’s wise and even-keeled like
you’d expect a man twice his 30 years to be. Heck, he sounds old on the phone; his conversational tone matches up with a
grizzled roughneck, not the soothing troubadour on Shine On Rainy Day. Critical acclaim poured forth upon the album’s
October release, and it finished at a heady No. 4 in the FTM critic’s poll –
ahem – no small feat. Our intrepid publisher described perfectly it as “a slow drive down a gravel road on the outskirts of your hometown, with
nary a bro in sight.”
And therein lies the irony.
Or paradox. Whatever, the bro issue
is inescapable in a discussion of Cobb’s musical journey, and it’s evident that
the dichotomy puzzles the man himself. Because this guy – who hasn’t needed a
day job outside of music for 10 years – has written plenty of songs that bros
and their producers have fattened their wallets on. And while Cobb would never
say it, the bros and their auto-tuning technicians commit aggravated musical
assault on his art, dumbing it down in the pursuit of (a) filthy lucre; and (b)
the approval of millions of 80-IQ drones.
Oh, his frustration
occasionally bubbles up, but in an understated way in keeping with his gentle
temperament. Except that one time two years ago when he went into the studio to
vent; that’s when “Yo, Bro” caught the ear of notable outlets like Rolling Stone. (Though, by the way, Cobb
sent it to FTM first.) The magazine was one of many platforms to make the
obvious comparison of his parody song to the work of one of the reigning bros,
who happened to be a friend of Cobb’s.
It picked up steam to the point the artist felt compelled to preemptively
reach out to the pop star in question. “He asked me,” Cobb said, “whether I was
making fun of bros, or if it was something I wanted him to record.”
Yeah.
It’s a stretch to say Cobb
has a foot in both camps. It’s indisputable, though, that there’s some overlap
because of his personal and professional relationships. It gives him a unique
perspective into the critical/commercial contrast, and you won’t find anyone
with Cobb’s artistic integrity who has such a realistic window into the tragic
dumbing down of country music.
When Jody Rosen coined the term “bro country”
three and a half years ago, it cut deep with the thin-skinned millionaires
whose songs are confined to beer, trucks and heavy petting with loose women.
Jason Aldean – who stares at the orange juice can because it says concentrate – remarked, “It bothers me
because I don’t think it’s a compliment.”
“You have no idea,” Cobb says, “how personally they take it.
You wouldn’t think it would bother them too bad, since all they have to do is
go to the mailbox and pick up a check. I don’t know why it bothers them so
much, but it does.”
Brent Cobb may never sleep in piles of money; he’ll also
never have to worry about the respect of his peers.
On a Sunday in December, Cobb took a break from singing the Frozen soundtrack with his little girl
to talk about songwriting. And the music business. And having a cousin who
churns out Grammys for the guys program directors ignore. The “bro” thing may
have come up, too.
I’d like to start
with a question about tradecraft. For a while you made a living writing songs
for other people. Is there a different mindset for writing a song for somebody
else? I would imagine you attack it differently, for instance, when the goal is
to get a song on mainstream radio.
Well, I got lucky, really. I’m with a great publishing
company, Carnival Music, that’s always supported people and let them be their
own artists and writers. I can’t imagine being anywhere else. There are a lot of places in town,
where you go in and it’s a nine-to-five, and you have to try to write hits and
that sort of thing. I’ve never had any of that kind of pressure. And for some
reason I’ve gotten lucky enough; the songs I’ve written I’ve always done for
myself. And I’ve been fortunate that there have been folks to record them.
About six months
before the release of Shine on Rainy Day,
there was the compilation from your cousin Dave Cobb, Southern Family. Your song on it, “Down Home,” seems like a preview
for the album. Was that a song you’d been working on for a while? Put another
way, if Dave hadn’t done the compilation, would that have been the eleventh
song on Shine On?
I’m sure it would’ve been, man. It’s funny. I had gotten
started on that song and had maybe a half a verse or a full verse. When Dave
gave me a call [about the compilation] I knew it would be a perfect fit. But
it’s definitely a Sunday in the life of my Southern family. And on my album
there’s definitely a lot of that, so yeah, no doubt it would’ve been the
eleventh track.
It looks like y’all had a lot of fun recording that one.
Oh, yeah. It was definitely good to get back in the studio
with Dave; it had been about 10 years since I’d done that with him. So it was a
blast. I’ve said this before, but he kinda produces the way I write. There’s a
lot of spur-of-the moment stuff, and if he says, “something doesn’t feel
right,” he means from his heart, not technically. And that’s the way I’ve
always approached writing songs.
You met your cousin
Dave, I believe, when you were about 16. He was an established producer then,
but not the big name his is now in the industry. He’s kind of a big deal….
That’s what I’m saying!
…How big an asset is
it to have a producer who’s not just blood kin, but the hottest hand in
Nashville right now?
Ah, that’s gonna be pretty beneficial. It’s definitely
helped me out a lot. When we first met I was 17, and he had produced Put the O Back in Country by Shooter
[Jennings], which was one of my favorite records at that time and is still one
of my favorites.
And it was funny, man. When I moved up here [Nashville]…
well, actually, I moved to L.A. for a minute. I lived in the middle of
Hollywood for about four months and went back and forth for about a year and a
half. Then I moved back to Georgia, then back
to Nashville in March of ’08. And I was looking around trying to find a
publishing deal and learning about being a staff writer. And the first thing
everybody asks is, “Are you a songwriter or an artist?”
So I would always say, “I thought they were one and the
same.” And they said, “Well, we’ve gotta get you a producer.” And I told
everybody the same thing, for eight years: I’ve got a cousin who’s a producer,
and he’s badass. But folks were a little scared to invest money in someone
who’s somebody’s cousin who happens to be a producer. And I didn’t have the
money and Dave didn’t have the money, so we sorta did what we had to do there
for a second. But now a lot of those naysayers are red in the face, I believe.
[Laughs.]
Around the time Something More than Free came out, Jason
Isbell talked about the collaborative way he and Dave worked in the studio.
Your cousin, he said, had a real knack for knowing where to place a bridge, for
example, or whether to start a song with a chorus or a verse. Did you
experience a similar chemistry in the studio?
Yeah. Well, definitely on my first album, Dave would
structurally set up songs. I was 17 at the time. And there’s still a lot of
that because he’s just got such a great instinct for… well, I might think a
song is incomplete and he might say, “I think it’s done; let’s just put this
little melodic thing at the end.” He’s just fantastic, and that’s why everybody
loves him, because he thinks like an artist. Well, he is an artist, not just someone who can afford a bunch of equipment
and calls himself a producer.
I imagine he’s as
valuable – if not more so – than any great session man.
Yeah! And going back to the staff-writing thing, I approach
that the same way Dave does: It’s a collaboration that comes down to “What’s
best for the song?”
How long had you been
working on this batch of songs? Did you do any writing while in the studio?
Some of them longer than others. Like I said, I’ve always
written for myself, so I’ve always had a deep pocketful of songs that kinda
lent themselves to this album. But some of them I finished up in the studio in
the moment; I might have a melody in mind and I’d say, “What do you think about
this one, Dave?” So, a little bit of both.
There’s an uplifting
air to this album of yours. There’s sort of a demarcation point, I think, between
the first seven and last three songs, but for the most part there’s kind of a
contentment running through it. Is this a reflection of your personality and
general outlook on life?
I think it has to be. I come from a very musical family, a
positive family, a loving family.
For me, it’s been a long decade professionally in music and I’ve seen
some people come behind me and excel and surpass me. But I’m still rockin’,
professionally. I’ve been able to make a living from just music for almost a
decade. So I’ve gotta be positive.
The other thing I wanted to show, you know…I’m friends with
everybody on both sides of the fence; I can’t really pick a side because I’ve
got so many friends on both sides of this invisible wall. My thing is, I wanted
to do country music in such a way that just because you’re going beyond
scratching the surface and doing something a little deeper, it doesn’t have to
be depressing. You can write something that feels good and also has a little
more meaning to it, a little more depth.
So that was always in the back of my mind while I was
putting this album together. And also – having a two-year-old – I wanted to put
something out where if I never did anything else, my daughter could listen to
it and say, “Man, that was my daddy’s album!”
From Brent Cobb's Instagram |
You'd easily fit into the mainstream country neo-traditional revival
(artists like Stapleton, William Michael Morgan, Jon Pardi). You've seemingly gone the more
straight-Americana/less-commercial route. Was that a business decision, or just
staying true to your style and comfort level?
Yeah, it’s just the way I write. If you
go the traditional or commercial route, there’s just so many people who have to
get involved, and that wouldn’t have been a good representation of what I do.
This album is just natural.
And, speaking of the commercial route, let’s talk about an elephant
in the room. There are several folks in the “mainstream” camp who’ve recorded
your songs. You wrote “Tailgate Blues” and Luke Bryan had a hit with it. (editor’s note: was a popular album cut) It might be hard for folks to reconcile
the songs on Shine on Rainy Day with
that one. Was that a case of “well, that’s just what the music-listening public
wants, so give it to them?”
No, that song was originally written
for me. I had a verse or two, and it was originally called “Mossy Blues.” And I
would ask people to go and listen to the lyrics of that song * before they made any judgments like, “Oh, he wrote that song for
Luke Bryan.” Because – and I don’t really want to be the one to say it – if
they listen to it, it’s structurally different. There are some of the same
phrasings, but we’re from the same area. But I think you can tell the
differences in depth.
And my co-writer, Neil Medley – it was
one of the first songs I’d had a co-writer for, and this was about five years
ago – he’s the one who said “Let’s call it ‘Tailgate Blues.’”
Well, that was certainly some foresight, right there.
[Laughs]. Isn’t that funny, man? And
look, I’m not saying we were the first ones to write about a buzz, or write
about a tailgate or crickets and stuff, because we damn sure were not. But
during that time period not a lot of people were saying that stuff. And then,
about a year or so after that…[laughs].
What’s more likely to happen: Brent Cobb writing another song about
a truck, or Luke Bryan covering “Down in the Gulley?”
Luke would do Down in the Gulley.
Yeah, but would you want him to? Wait. You don’t have to answer
that.
Of course I would! I want everybody to
do whatever they want to do. Wouldn’t it be cool to hear Luke do Down in the
Gully? That would probably change everything.
Well, it would help your bottom line, no doubt… So, you apparently
dipped your toe into satire and wrote something called “Yo, Bro.”
[Laughs] Aw, I should’ve sent that to
you.
I’d love to hear it, but I can’t, since all traces
of it have disappeared from the Internet. Can you clear up this mystery?
Ah, well…For about four or five years,
I averaged doing about 120 dates a year, and when we found out we were having
our baby, I decided I’d leave the road and just focus on songwriting. And
during that time, it was at the height, the peak really, of the bro country
movement, and I couldn’t get anybody
to listen to any of my songs.
So I got kinda pissed off. And what
happened…I won’t say any names, but I had a couple folks who are kinda high up
– Luke WAS NOT one of them – a couple folks in that camp told me, “Man if you
could just write some stuff that leaned that way, you could probably have a lot
of success.” And it really bothered me because it ain’t that I can’t do that; I
just don’t do that.
I decided to write something that was
that style of song, and I wanted to do it better than they can write their own
style of song. [Pauses] Against them. As a matter of fact, Neil Medley – the
same guy who co-wrote “Tailgate” – that’s who I wrote “Yo, Bro” with. And it
worked.** [Laughs] It did a lot of what I thought it would do; I figured it
would go over a lot of the bro fans’ heads…
That’s not a very high bar, Brent…
And later they were like, “Wait, I
think he’s making fun of us, but it doesn’t matter because it sounds so cool.”
What I didn’t expect to happen was that a lot of the more traditional fans – I
expected them to get the joke – but it kinda backfired on me and said, “Aw,
he’s a bro hatin’ on bros.”
[Howls with laughter]…
Yeah, that’s what happened. So, I
pulled it off the Internet. Someday I’ll put it back out there, but I took it
off before I put this record out because I didn’t want people to be confused
and not get the joke. Luckily we’ve got folks like [Trailer] and ole Trigger
(Saving Country Music) who do get the joke. But a lot of folks didn’t, so I
just didn’t want to deal with that.
Back to Southern Family for
a second: It’s become a cliché, what with the mainstream country bros checking
all the boxes (trucks, dirt roads, etc.) to show they’re authentically rural on
all their songs. On “Down Home,” you touch all the bases yourself, yet it’s
valid on its face. Did you write that song as sort of an ironic wink at the bro
template?
Nah, I didn’t really think of it that
way. The thing is, I’m friends with some of those guys. There was one time we
were sitting around in the writing room writing a song, and I had this really
cool idea. Where I grew up my
grandpa had a junkyard. He had a hundred acres that my great-grandpa bought for
a dollar an acre after World War I, and on one part of it was this junkyard.
So I had this idea about how things
rust away in a junkyard, but it can still be beautiful; a really rural song,
you know? So this one guy – and man this is one of the top dudes, and again I’m
not gonna say any names. He says, “Well, does that pass the Bubba test?” I
asked him what the “Bubba test” was. “As in Bubba back home; is he gonna get
it?”
It bothered me so much. And I was a young buck, just a low man on the [Nashville]
totem pole. I told the guy, “Well, I don’t think we’re gonna be able to write anything
together. Ever.” And I just got up and walked out. Who knows; maybe if I hadn’t
walked out I could’ve had a bunch of bro hits. [Laughs] But it just bothers me,
man. It’s an epidemic, and what I don’t understand is, those guys are from there (the rural South.) They know
that things are deeper. I don’t know whose fault it is, whether it’s the fans
of that music; I don’t know if it’s the record labels, or the radio, or if it’s
just people getting there and selling where they’re from short. I don’t know
whose problem it is. But it’s unfortunate, because it’s much richer, where
we’re all from.
Yeah. As a lifelong Southerner, it chaps me when in the movies, for
example, every Southerner is gonna be a dumb yokel…
Always…
…and these guys, they’re reinforcing that stereotype and lining
their pockets. And now they’ve added an element of soft-core porn to it,
singing about trying to get in some skank’s pants…
yeah…
…and it’s not healthy.
You know, I hate to name-drop because I
know these guys and they’re all heroes of mine. But my wife and I were talking
about this the other day. Guys like Kristofferson and Willie, when they talked
about a woman, it was so romantic. They did it in a way that was just
beautiful, man. You can still do that, dammit. It’s the same way with movies,
too. I love the movie Dazed and Confused;
it’s funny because it’s real-life, not over the top. What’s happening in all
genres of music, not just country, is that it’s over the top and exploitative
of whatever the truth is.
Lastly, are you doing any new writing, or is that something that’s
perpetual for you? And have you thought about what you might do for your next
album?
I have thought about it and I’m really excited about doing
the next album. It won’t stray too far from where I am already, though.
Cobb will play
a few dates late this month in the U.K., then come home for an extensive tour
with Nikki Lane in February.
Catch him when you can.
* Seriously, go listen. He’s right, and it’s a great song.
When sung by Brent Cobb, of course.
** Oh, man, does it ever work. Since the interview, your
humble correspondent received a copy from the artist on the condition of not
circulating it. It is brilliant.
Dec 20, 2016
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2016 Edition
Krampus is a mythical beast who punishes unruly children during the
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year
All Luke Bryan wants for Christmas is his two front testicles
Charlie Daniels recently sat down on a Nashville mall bench and a line of
children looking for Santa suddenly formed in front of him
Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt
For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding,
Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt
For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding,
and "shut the f**k up about Blake Shelton every time I do a damn interview"
Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017
Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly
Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017
Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly
when he receives 'It's About Time' on cd as his gift
Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017
Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini,
Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017
Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini,
but it just looks like a regular Barbie
Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on
Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on
their Christmas list will receive a lump of coal and a Justin Wells cd instead
Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is
Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is
an ass with everyone that will listen
Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year,
Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year,
his sales dropped to only 1 album this winter
WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's
WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's
so Shooter Jennings has been filling in for him in the ring
Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face
Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing
Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face
Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing
his sense of urgency after stopping at Willie Nelson's house
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Mostly by Jeremy Harris
Nov 22, 2016
Fake Tweets: What County Stars Are Thankful For This Year
Oct 19, 2016
Trick or Treat Goodies of the Country Stars
What can your little ghoul or goblin expect to receive in their plastic
jack-o-lantern if you drop by the homes of country stars this upcoming
Halloween? Well, FTM has the exclusive* scoop!
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
Gary Levox,
Halloween,
Hank Jr.,
Luke Bryan,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings,
Zac Brown
Oct 6, 2016
Top 10 Conspiracies Shooter Jennings Can Cover Next
To celebrate the release of the Black Ribbons Ultimate Edition, Shooter Jennings has been running a podcast recently called Beyond the Black. In it he discusses the conspiracy-minded topics covered on that dystopian album. Jeremy counted down the best topics Shooter can cover on future episodes!
(and it's a top 11)
Top 11 Upcoming Topics For
Shooter Jennings' Beyond The Black Podcasts
11. David Allan Coe was never picked up by the ghost of Hank Williams.
10. All Colt Ford songs are secretly written about independent wrestler Die Hard Tom McClane.
9. Bambi's mom was an inside job.
8. Earl Thomas Conley schedules his tour dates around the Seattle Seahawks schedule. Coincidence?
7. 'Walking Dead' scenes that show destroyed urban areas are actually drone footage from outdoor bro-country concerts.
6. The earth is a simulation created by Richard Garriott.
5. Randy Quaid and Gary Levox have never been seen together. Tune in to find out why.
4. Proof that Sturgill Simpson is actually a reptile alien made of light.
3. Detroit was booming until Kid Rock went country. The connection is there!
2. Two members of Jackson Taylor's band are NOT sinners.
1. Billy
Ray Cyrus died in a rollerblading accident and was saved when doctors
working as consultants on the show 'Doc' stole Elvis' brain and
implanted it into his head. The show was cancelled shortly after because
he constantly wanted to sing 'Love Me Tender' during every episode.
(This title may need to be shortened before airing the show)
-by Jeremy Harris
Oct 4, 2016
Honest Tweets 3: Aldean, McBride, Zac Brown Band, etc.
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