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10. Citrus Drop instead of Mountain Dew for the baby’s bottle
9. Generic illegal prescription pills
8. Only going mudding four times a month
7. Turning their underwear inside out after a couple days for a few more days of wear
6. Building up tolerance to taste of unleaded so they can syphon more
5. Making their own t-shirts at home
4. Stealing mufflers AND catalytic converters
3. Just letting the herpes fester; it ain’t going away anyway
2. Cutting their meth with 10% more baking soda
(it’s good for your teeth!)
1. Leaving Cousin Grandpa in jail this time instead of bailing him out
