Showing posts with label Eric Church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric Church. Show all posts

Sep 29, 2023

Eric Won't Name Names But I Will



Left to right, top to bottom: Russell Dickerson, Jordan Davis, Dustin Lynch, Jake Owen, Dylan Scott, Parmalee

Apr 27, 2023

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #70

When somebody throws on some Colter Wall

When I go see Willie's Outlaw Music Festival while my friend's out of town

When you have to go back to work at the place where everybody listens to pop country

Did you say you wanted to hear some country, and then request Kane Brown? That's an oxymoron or something.

Anytime a camera shows up around
a modern outlaw country artist

Oh you payed $1000 for a concert by a drunk and he missed the show? 

When my friend sees the results of my drunken tumble at the Turnpike show last night

Smoke a little smoke, drop a few elbows

"Hey Morgan, you have a show tomorrow. Think you should be renting out a bar for 3 hours tonight?"

Mar 31, 2022

Breaking Bad Country Reaction Gifs 2

When a country fan asks for a good hard rock recommendation

Mama says the pistol is the devil's right hand

Bands and singers seeing their Spotify royalties

Chris Knight songs are about work, bad families, 

When you go to a country concert and they have a DJ

When you crank the rental car and "Fancy Like" is blasting

Country music evolved into 2019 pop music?

Somebody suggested I listen to the new Brantley song

When you see Dan + Shay on your friend's playlist

Eric Church fans after he cancelled a show for basketball

Dec 8, 2021

What Your Favorite 2021 Album Says About You


satire obviously
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Florida-Georgia Line - Life Rolls On
Your life peaked in 2014. You cried when you thought FGL was breaking up. You are unable to parallel park without the assistance of your backup camera. Your daughter will have to spell her name aloud seven-thousand times in her life.




Clay Walker - Texas to Tennessee

You’re a huge 90s country fan with kids and a busy life, and you didn’t actually listen to this album. You just assumed it was good because Clay Walker.




Strand of Oaks - In Heaven

You haven’t been out of the house in 19 months except to get packages from Smoke Cartel off the porch. You’re apolitical except about weed.



Eric Church - &
You’re in the Eric Church fan club. You’ve seen Eric 37 times. You named your son Kenneth (Eric’s first name). You need another hobby.



Sturgill Simpson - The Ballad of Dood & Juanita

You are a sports writer or a Sturgill Stan. You spent a great deal of time making fun of Hillbilly Elegy on Twitter this year. 



Niko Moon - Good Time

You can only listen to happy music because even a Hallmark movie is too emotionally roiling for you. You have argued passionately online about how Niko is in fact a country singer, and then you forgot he existed a month later when his second single tanked, and you only remember him now because he was number one on your Spotify Wrapped. 



Kacey Musgraves - star-crossed

You are whatever hipsters are called in 2021. You raged when this album was left out of the Grammy country nominations, but only because everyone else in your social bubble was doing the same. You have never heard Same Trailer, Different Park.

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